Dr. Gonzo
Popsicle canibal
Kid one: [looking at a Magic Eye poster] Wow. It's a schooner.
Willam Black: Ha ha ha ha. You dumb bastard. It's not a schooner... it's a Sailboat.
Kid two: A schooner IS a sailboat stupid head.
Willam Black: [enraged] You know what. There is NO Easter Bunny. Over there, that's just a guy in a suit.