Foibles

Started by finti7 pages

Sex in Arkansas is a big no no before marriage. ...as I cared 😈

Yeah we know how it goes down there..

Okay..so how many of your girlfriends were sisters?

"keepin it in the family" - a norwegian tale of family life. 😉

actually I only dated two sisters there, and Inbreeding is an English thing.

😂 😂 I was only joking...little scared now!

An English thing!?!?!?

I can assure you that none of my family can play the banjo. 😛

nor can any Norwegians 😄

I don't think banjo playing and interbreeding are directly related..

😕 😕 😕 😕 😕

Only when you've traveling by canoe with Burt Reynolds.

Foibles ? Hmmmm.....don't know about that M&M thing...how the hell can you wait that long ? Those suckers just go right down the hatch. I have eaten the coating off a 3Musketeers before but it is quick a sticky process. When I'm down to the last bite of a banana, I pull it out of the peel and look at it before I eat it just in case it has any sneaky spots on the bottom or its just too mushy to eat. As far as beverages, I usually finish them all and since we buy pulp-free orange juice, I don't have to worry about that last sip being full of stringy stuff. Bleck !

nah orange juice need the meat/ pulp stuff in it

No thanks. I'll chew my bagel, not my juice.

That is real orange juice though

Well then I'm Mrs. Anti-Pulp !

*marches around carrying big sign: NO PULP ! STOP PULP ! *

and the Brit band doesnt know why

*waits patiently for riot police to show up*

I have my orange all ready here to throw at them too.

ads a sign NO MORE PULPIT`S

Well then Ush can just stand on a box. 😂

never knew he was a preacher 😉

*positions herself to kick the soapbox out from under Ush* 😈