Why I fired my secretary.

Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that
morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember." Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. As I walked into my
office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy
Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go
to
lunch, just you and me."
I said, " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went
to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
country
to
a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her
apartment
she
said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."
"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch...naked.

Oh man!

ouch!! lol

😂 hahaha

lol and then everyone saw you naked...literally naked?

😱 Lil B's 35!!!! happybday

Originally posted by M® $¥®€Ñ
😱 Lil B's 35!!!! happybday

😱 and i have wife and kids and a steady job! 😱

😑

i thought lil b is a gal

lol what makes you think that clovie 😄

🤨 Its just a story...as its been told to me...🤨

Riiiight, because im 35 year old with a wife and kids 🤨

lol u guys must be high or something

that was not lil bitchiness i think she was writting about someone else 😂

Well i hope she was 😑

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that
morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember." Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. As I walked into my
office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy
Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go
to
lunch, just you and me."
I said, " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went
to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
country
to
a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her
apartment
she
said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."
"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch...naked.

well for the record....atleast Lil B caught the joke.

on and btw...very nice Mil it was funny!

lol on the people in this thread 😆

i knew it!!! 😂

Originally posted by Junaspher
I hate to say it dude, but um, you kind of deserved that humiliation if you're a married man and was about to have sex with another woman.

Yeah, I deserved it alright! 😂

🤨 😕

next you should start a thread saying "why i ended up marrying my secretary"

it's basically the same story only, it's more realistic...

the wife gets made, divorces him, and he's stuck with our sweet little secretary.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Two weeks ago was my 35th birthday and I wasn't feeling too hot that
morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be
pleasant and say "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me. Forget "Happy Birthday", She didn't even say "Good Morning".

I thought, "Well, that's wives for you, the children will
remember." Children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
I started to the office I was feeling pretty low. As I walked into my
office my secretary, Janet, said, "Good morning, boss. Happy
Birthday."
And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You
know,
it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go
to
lunch, just you and me."
I said, " That's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go."
We went
to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out to the
country
to
a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful
day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"
I said, "No, I guess not."

She said, "Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her
apartment
she
said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go change."
"Sure," I excitedly replied.

She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out
carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And there I sat...on the couch...naked.

i got this one in an email... its rpetty funny, but after reading it thirty times it lsoes its edge.... but its fucing funny

😆

😂 I'm sure I've heard that before somewhere, still funny though