I Gots A Problem...

oh well, I'll stick to my greenish brown eyes 😊

thats the same color as mine 😐

Coloured lenses here I come 😊

get black lenses. black like your heart 😠

good idea 😕

My heart isn't black cry and anyways the black lenses would clash with my ultra fab Guess glasses duh diva

of course 😕 i'm such a fashion reject 😊

How embarassing for you 😮

so embarrasing ✅ heres me with my nasty $130 Burberry jacket and $59.60 Tommy Hilfiger Carpenter jeans. Is there no hope? crybaby

Originally posted by silent_kisses
My heart isn't black cry and anyways the black lenses would clash with my ultra fab Guess glasses duh diva

Originally posted by Deathblow
so embarrasing ✅ heres me with my nasty $130 Burberry jacket and $59.60 Tommy Hilfiger Carpenter jeans. Is there no hope? crybaby

No ❌ just give it all up death

maybe if i applied to go on Queer Eye for the Straight Guy...? ✅

I completely agree, then they'd change you good ✅

Plus i'd have an excuse to flirt with a bunch of hot gay guys 😮‍💨

thats a major turn on ✅

Originally posted by Deathblow
Shame. That whole brown eye/white eye thing he's got going on is intensely hot

See? Even you think so

i tried to resist, but those eyes...they sex me up so very much cry

captain whatever floats your boat babe

sailor my boat floats on pretty much anything these days

no wonder you're so easily turned on ✅