KMC Swim Party!!!!

*music plays in background* Hey yall, you are invited to my Pool party....you can swim, enjoy the music and even sit back and tan! and enjoy the fun in the sun!!!!!!!!!!!!!! there is free food and drinks and all you can eat so hurry up and come join the party!!!!!!! 😎

and bring you swim suit 💃 🤣 💃

okay peoples you can come to my party now

Bader walks to the poolside, nervous because he is wearing his posing pouch for the first time (since the last arrest). He had no need to be nervous, the party is deserted. he sits down and grabs a babycham and a handful of pork scratchings and waits for the totty to arrive.

You know what really amazes me, it's when you get to a party like this only to find that the piggin host has gone AWOL.

✅ or you find that...um...it's not much of a party 😬

Right i'm off then.

if i swim then the water will turn a shade of brown...

Thanks for sharing that with us.

no prob 😛

Are you stayin Crapper or do you think it's woth stayin?

I'm stickin around myself, who knows someone may decide to make an appearence.

im staying

Do you want a pint...it's on me?

i cant swim 😖

a Party hey?!..... wheres all da Hunks? 😉
*looks around*

Theres nobody here 🙁

*wonders off* to find the guys

im here but ima girl

o hi, soz i thought no one woz ere...... wheres all the boys?

🙂