The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique

I drank too much beer. I can't make it to Muddy Waters.

If there is no beer when i get home i'm gonna poop on you!

Dude, I only had three glasses.

Yo Dude kak Tired Biker,
I think there needs to be a saftey meeting at muddy waters, can you host one of those for us in say 1 hour?

I don't think I should drive.

Originally posted by M®$ L¿ÑK
I don't get it.

That's the point no2

That's yer problem, you think, stop thinkin', keep drinkin', start drivin', biotch

Seems to me.......you're a slacker....sitting at home......drinking our beer.....humping my blow-up doll....you owe us.
-Z

The blow up doll ain't all that. 😬

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Dude, the legacy of hatred between Captain Claudia and I stems way back to the time when she was known as BellaButterFly. But that was long ago. Anyway, it can't be touched. She is a bitter wanna-be hooker and has koodies galore. ✅

I was just kidding. 😛 But I could really knock you out at boxing. 👿 j/k 😛

It wasn't all that long ago when CC was BB, ya know 🙄

Originally posted by silver_tears

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Dominatrix naughty w00t she sure does 🤘

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Dominatrix?? 😖hifty:

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these tags sure are a waste of time 🤪

Originally posted by §pearhead

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these tags sure are a waste of time 🤪

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oh well

Originally posted by JKozzy

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Dominatrix?? 😖hifty:

😉

😖hifty:

i was really waiting for a heart to explode outta a chest...but, in the case of this technique, QT has gotta go soft...why? i really wanted to see an explosion of blood. 😮 oh well...guess i'll just stick with Matrix. 😄

*does The Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique on TH* 😈

you can't kill TH...now i'm gonna have to kill you
*Whips out personal Honzo sword and slices Mikes head off*

*holds up mikes head* Anyone else?

Thanks, JediHDM. 😄 I now owe you what my people call a 'life debt.' *follows JediHDM around until the opportunity to save his life occurs*