only fools and horses

Guess what?

My friend Wayne gets the OFAH magazine, he's just nuts on OFAH, I told him about killermovies and about there being a OFAH chat board that someone created (dean of course 😉).

I showed him at school, we were aloud on the interent to do whatever we want if we finished the ICT work so that was nice of the teacher (it was a supply)

You should really talk to Wayne, he just LOVES OFAH, he talks about it allllll the time (well he use to but now not as much).

It's funny to say that talking about it allllll the time it actually could get boring at times, we'd be like "Oh no, Only Fools and Horses again.....*yawn*

I'm not saying OFAH is boring, it never will be! It's just Wayne talks about either OFAH, wrestling (that's boring) or something else...

Like I said, if he joins this site then you should really talk to him, he knows a lot about it and he'll talk for hours (that might be a downside though....😂)

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Something I'd also like to add:

"You dosey like twonk Rodney!"

Plus, in one of Wayne's OFAH magazines it has little french phrases and one is 'Menage a trois' and it says it ment, I think 'You dosey little twonk' but it was wrong....me and Wayne didn't think of this did we...?

Everyone knows Del's French is bad and in the magazine it was supposed to be wrong, it's what Del says.

It really means... (this is what Miss at school told us anyway) ...'3 in a bed'.

Oh god, we had to laugh....😆 It's a bit sick but you just couldn't help it...

lol...i dont think del knows what the french phrases mean

cracked me up when he said the french phrase,

crew da tayo a platt!!!

LOL i pissed myself at that

or when he said 'AJAX' to the dutch people cos he thought it meant hello..
and when he said monchengladbach to the german girl ..lol

Hahaha

I also like the scene where they go to France to Albert's something (when he died) in this little village.

Del says "I bet half of them don't know the wars over." Then they all here the car going bang and duck.

Also later when the were talking about Albert liking the ladies and "kept himself busy", you saw all his sons.

"There's another one, they should have called this place Trottersville."

Lol 😂

Do you know what 'crew da tayo a platt' means?

havent got a clue what it means

yeah its really funny when they go to represent albert in france
cracks me up when del says to rodney, 'never mind captain corelli's mandelin, its more like captain birdseye's banjo!

lol

And when Rodney says to Del "More like a Frank Spencer." Lol 😆

"ala bru shet" cracked me up hysterical thats kinda what he said anyway 😂

or when del trys to talk to the german girl in the pub..

del says somethin in french to her, she then thinks he speaks french and starts talkin in french to him...del looks puzzled and slowly turns around and walks to the bar and say...no she dont speak french either mike!

lol quality

This show is Brit gold and is one of the only comedy shows that i can watch over and over again - like Fawlty Towers. This is the face of UK comedy.

Fawlty Towers is good too 😉

Yeah, I watched one on Wednesday, it was about Albert being mugged but really he had a fight will Knock Knock because they were fight over Marleen's mum. 😂

who's there?

knock knock

hysterical

a royal flush is a funny episode...especially when del and rodney go to the opera..del treats it like a cinema....thats one of the funniest ofah scenes eva

One scene that always got me was when Rodney (dressed as Robin) was chasing a robber got to a dead end, stopped, him and the robber locked looks and the robber began chasing him. My mate brought me the episode for dvd so i may watch it later.

originally posted by matrix neo 1 Fawlty Towers is good too

the funniest fawlty towers is when he has a concussion and the Germans are there LMAO at that episode every time i see it

Originally posted by T.M
the funniest fawlty towers is when he has a concussion and the Germans are there LMAO at that episode every time i see it

German Man - "Stop it"
Basil Fawlty - "You started it"
German Man - "No we didn't"
Basil Fawlty - "Yes you did, you invaded Poland".

hystericalhysterical

thats the one

hystericalhysterical

I think I remember that 😂

i think it was a mistake to do the last three episodes
what do u think?