Juice
Q: Bishop, you're crazy!
Bishop: You know what? Last time you said that, I was kinda tripping, right? But now, you're right. I am crazy. And you know what else? I don't give a *uck. I don't give a *uck about you. I don't give a *uck about Steel. I don't give a *uck about Raheem, either. I don't give a *uck about myself. Look, I ain't shit. And you less of a man than me, so as soon as I figure you ain't gon be shit, pow! So be it. You remember that, mother*ucker. 'Cause I'm the one you need to be looking out for... partner!
Crazy ass quote. Plus, one of Tupac's best movies.
I have a couple of fav. quotes but the ones I can remember now would be the following:
1. "Actors! They travel the world and all they see is a mirror." -Jack Driscoll, King Kong
2. "Certainty of death, zero chances of success, what are we waiting for?" -Gimli, ROTK
3. Joan: Let's see a miracle.
Cute Boy God: How about that?
Joan: It's a tree.
Cute Boy God: Let's see you make one.
-Joan Girardi and God, Joan of Arcadia
And when his eyes go dead, the hell I send him to will seem like heaven after what I've done to him-Marv in Sin City
Quite simply the most badass line ever
It's the sense of touch. In any real city, you walk, you know? You brush past people, people bump into you. In L.A., nobody touches you. We're always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something-Detective Graham Waters
It is the key line in the movie and really sets the tone very well
With great power comes great responsibility-Uncle Ben in Spiderman
Even though it was already in a comic,Cliff Robertson delivered it well and since it was said before his death,it added a layer of foreshadowing
The only way to bag a classy lady is to give her two tickets to the gun show [kisses his biceps]-Ron Burgundy in Anchorman
Will Ferrell's greatest line ever other than "Strategery"
It's made from bits of real panther, so you know it's good! ...They've done studies you know. Sixty percent of the time, it works everytime. Brian Fantana in Anchorman
Yeah i know i like Anchorman
"If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal and if they can't stop you, you become something else entirely. A legend, Mr. Wayne." -Henri Ducard in Batman Begins
Probably the best batman related quote ever
People need dramatic examples to shake them out of apathy and I can't do that as Bruce Wayne, as a man I'm flesh and blood I can be ignored I can be destroyed but as a symbol, as a symbol I can be incorruptible, I can be everlasting-Bruce Wayne in Batman Begins
Really expresses the legendary aspect of Batman
"My name's Bob Fossil and my anger is colossal" - The Mighty Boosh
"Yeah, I got out of television, unpleasant people. Bitter bastards" - I'm Alan Partridge
"Can I get... any of you cunts... a drink" - Shaun of the Dead
"Here's Johnny" - I don't really need to say, do I?
"Once they were men, now they are landcrabs" - Attack of the Landcrabs
There was me, that is Alex, and my three droogs, that is Pete, Georgie, and Dim, and we sat in the Korova Milkbar trying to make up our rassoodocks what to do with the evening. The Korova milkbar sold milk-plus, milk plus vellocet or synthemesc or drencrom, which is what we were drinking. This would sharpen you up and make you ready for a bit of the old ultra-violence.
From Clockwork Orange
I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..
I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream. That's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight... razor... and surviving
Both from Apocolypse Now
"You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake, you are the same organic matter as everyone else and we are all part of the same compost pile"
From Fight Club
"Why are you wearing that stupid rabbit suit?"
"Why are you wearing that stuipid man suit?"
I can only hope that the answers will come to me in my sleep. I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to.
From Donnie Darko
Just a few of my favorites.
"Alright I've got a greta game called Pelt the Rabbit. What happens is this giant 6 foot tall rabbit comes and you've got to throw, like peanuts, or a Chelsea boot at its face and if it catches you, it wrestles you to the ground and rapes you!" - Vince
"Yeah, that's not a game, is it? It's a sequence of events, a sequence of horrific events" - Howard
"The rabbit's got a brother who's faster and more vigorous" - Vince
Again The Mighty Boosh
From Full Metal Jacket-"There no racial bigotry here, I do not look down on Niggers, Kikes, Wops, or Greasers, here you are all equally worthless."
From Full Metal Jacket-"You climb obstacles like old people fvck."
From the Empire Strikes Back (Darth Vader) "I am altering the terms of the deal, pray I don't alter them further."
"I'm going to punch you in the ovaries"-Ron Burgundy (Anchorman)
Greatest physical violence threat against a woman ever
"I'm not your f*cking mommy!"-Naomi Watts (The Ring 2)
Comes out of nowhere and doesnt even fit in the scene
"Get ya stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty apes!"-Charlton Heston in Planet of The Apes
One of the most badass lines ever