LEAD is BaD For wHALes
LEAD is BaD For wHALes
(Thanks MC Mike)
The sunrises over Poland as dawn approaches, the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf emerges from his dark dank whiskey smelling cave. He treads over the snow covered grass to the crystal clear lake when suddenly 6 monkey looking ninjas BURST from the water and tackles the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf to the ground. The Drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf puts up no fight as he’s almost passed out from the fine Tennessee Whiskey.
The Ninjas wrap him up with some pink rope and take him back to there black limousine and drive to Australia.
When the monkey looking ninjas arrive in Australia with the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf who’s in a sack singing the Polish national anthem they go and see Scotty, the ninjas manager.
The Ninjas knock on the thick oak door, the door creaks open and The All Australian Scotty appears, the monkey looking ninjas bow then step into the all Australian Mansion.
The All Australian Scotty takes the Ninjas and the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf to the business room, where 5 Russian Mafia guys are discussing why “flat screen TVs look sexy” in the corner.
As The All Australian Scotty and the Monkey looking Ninjas are yapping about what they are going to do with the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf. The All Australian Scotty gets a PM, from the Funny Girl Georgie.
The PM is about sheep, 50 sheep…… 50 black sheep….. with wool that makes great nice and warm sweaters.
The All Australian Scotty has no idea and is stumped what it means, then he gets an idea. He steps up onto the desk and raises a fist into the air and stands in a dramatic pose and says “ we will camouflage the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf in black wool and send the 50 black sheep to Funny Girl Georgie’s house.
The Monkey looking Ninjas get right onto the job and do the task in an astonishing 58 secs!!!!!!!
The next day The All Australian Scotty gets another PM from Funny Girl Georgie, the PM reads
HES SHAGGIN THE BBQ< HES BEEN DOING IT FOR THE LAST 10 HOURS!!!!!!
The All Australian Scotty realizes this can only mean one thing, drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf is shaggin Funny Girl Georgies BBQ.
The All Australian Scotty calls the Monkey looking Ninja but they don’t answer as they are all passed out from drinking to much fine Tennessee Whiskey.
The All Australian Scotty calls the Jamacian’s to go to Funny Girl Georgies house and take the Dwarf Back to his Fine Tennessee Whiskey smelling cave. But the Jamacians are too busy with there Ginger Cookies and Macadamia Nuts.
The All Australian Scotty has no ideas, so he watches TV, He flicks to CH 10 and watches the news, and sees a lead filled whale in China. Then In the background he sees the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf shaggin the Whales fin, then suddenly…………..(after a short delay)…….. BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!. The Whale filled lead explodes into a thousand pieces.
………….. 6 Months Later.
The All Australian Scotty is sitting at his business desk talking to the Russian Mafia guys, when he gets a photo from the Funny Girl Georgie.
It’s a photo of the drunken horny BBQ shaggin dwarf at a bar in Antartica with the Gay Eskimo gang.
The End.