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MACHETE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U CHANGED UR NAME??!!!!! y did u do that?? or am i just crazy thinking that u have changed ur name when really u havent because u are really some other person from an alternate universe sent down to earth through the internet solely to confuse me because i am so gullible and easily confused because i was tolded that machete and bending unit were the same person by APG who could possible be ur evil sidekick and u are all ganging up on me becasue i am so simple an organism that i cannot even begin to understand the complexity of all that is happening here omg i am crazy please someone save me!

LOL I AM NOT HIS SIDEKICK SAVVY!!!! LOL 🙂

*glances shiftily around* hmmmmm *narrows eyes* i dont trust you...non a you! *draws sword* just as a precaution, ya kno? ya never kno when one a you is gonna do something incfredibly...stupid...

Like Will u mean....Yeah like will....Stupid whelp....nuthin against Whelp lovers though but he is stupid *draws sword just in case as well*

*looks around cautiously* i kno he's here somewhere...come out come out where ever u are! come on will! don't make us find u!

YAY ANother Kill Will thread Muahahahahahahahahahahahaaa*cough cough* aaaaaaahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MWUAHAHAHHA!!!!! *starts looking for will* i kno ur here, poppet!!! ewww why am i calling Will "poppet"?? what i wrong with me? i have dirtied my pure tongue...i mean fingers...ahhhhh!!!!!! *passes out*

*finds Will and he snuggles next 2 passed out JJ*
Muahahahahahaha
*gets camera and takes a photo*

BLEARK!!!!!! GAAAAAHHH!!!! ewww get think stinking pig scum away from me!!! *shoves will away* hrmph! *will runs away* ahhh!!! no he got away!!! APG u stupid lazy daft lump look what u did!!! u let him get away!!!!

Muahahahahahaha & I also got u 2 cuddling on tape!!!

GAAAAHHHH NOOOO!!!! *burns down building in hopes of destroying tape*

Er.....Im holding da tape
*goes and buys big screen telly & invites all pirates 2 watch da tape*
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

*burns down Apg, TV, and all pirates invited* HAHAHA!!! i win.

*glues & sticky tapes everything back 2 gether*
Na-Ah I WIN
*puts tape on & every1 c's.......JJ CUDDLING WILL

GAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! *dies of shame and embarrassment*

*laughs head off then goes back 2 hunting will down*
Now what way did he go!!

that-a-way! he went that-a-way! *runs off after will* i must KIILL him VIOLENTLY!!!!

^What she said^

okie'z...now i really confused!!!

Oh jus killin will