The Tired Hiker Cafe'

Welcome to The Tired Hiker Cafe' , how may I serve you?

I'll have some TH! 😮‍💨

Would you like that have here or takeaway?

Originally posted by Tex
I'll have some TH! 😮‍💨

🙄 What a great way to start a cafe...

MC Mike, why does it say in you sig that it was edited by Raz? what did you say? 😖hifty:

Uh, this is a nice cafe... *runs*

Originally posted by Freddy_vs_Jason
MC Mike, why does it say in you sig that it was edited by Raz? what did you say? 😖hifty:

Yeah he seems to edit all of my posts... 😛

😂 fool

Ill have the same as Tex.

*gets food poisoning*

I'll have a nice chicken tartare, please. 😗

(tartare=raw)

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*gets food poisoning*

😂 *points and laughs*

Mauhahahahah!

Little do you all know that I put rat poisin in your food! 😈

Doesn't mind rat poison, good for the digestive system..

*speaks into microphone from office* "Welcome friends! hope you enjoy your meal!"

"Mauhahaha......your food contains every poisin known to man-kind! ahahahahahahah! AHAHAHAHAHAH- oops! left the microphone on."

*switches microphone off.*

in that case, i'll have one of everything...

*looks at everyone staring at him* What? if i feed this to my enemies, i can honestly say i didn't poison them...plausible deniability...

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
*gets food poisoning*

That's what you get for chowing your own box! 😄 😂

*Still doesn't mind the acidic taste and continues to eat*

*only read the last two posts and fears what was written before it*

So do I get to eat here for free?