Random Poems
Bored? Noone online? Posst a random poem, it doesnt have to make sence, just have some fun.
I was walking down the street.
One
and I met a dude called Pete
two
He thought he was elite
three
Because he had rubbber feet
four
Four rubber FEET!
What a freak.
He looked like Tweek
That dude from southpark
Then his stupid dog started to bark
We toook him for a walk,
down to the local park
It did a poo
and it looked like you.
I just wen to them MTV awards
And who should I run in to but that guy from that show.
I was like "yo"
He was like "hi"
I was like "wussup"
And he said "f*ck you"
Hang on
that aint cool
Youre a f00l
I bet you never even went to school
Why you triipin?
were you abused?
damn man, you got a short fuse.
That shit wouldnt go down with eminem
and you know it
he'd a shot you
with his .45
right in the ****en eye.
then youd be blind,
maybe even dead
Doyou know that guy named ted?
NO?
Well that tripper woulda shot you too
cuz youre all actin like a f00l
Givin people sh!t
Damn youre a git
I kept walkin
and that dude wouldnt stop talkin
so I was packin a sawn off
and bleff his arm clean off
He started yellin
"look f00l, you shot me"
SO?
Da f*ck you think I'd do?
Take your shit?
damn you is stupid.
Youre a two bit
CROOK.
Maybe its just me
but the world seeems corrupt
Lots of politicians
Think they own us
think they own the world
makig bad dicisions
war
stupid power hungry fools,
Acting like tools
anything for money
anything for power
people lives aint worth crap
Making the world go sower
This shit has to stop
"In God we trust"?
BULLSHIT
Aint gon no conciense's
Never consider the consequinces
Bombing the homes people living we live in
Ballte for justuce?
Battle for Oil!
All this heart ache annd toil!
All for a man that was a cheerleader in school.
What happened to Bin laden?
"Oh whoops I forgot."
I just made it up, not reallt what I belive in, it just popped in to my head....I'm bored! Someone have a go. Im running out of ideas here!