Reborn, consider yourself one of the lucky ones. You, unlike us, have saved yourself all of those bothersome retina scrapings and years of therapy to help us deal with the loss of that moment of our lives.
I think the "South Park" boys said it best:
"This one time, like eight months ago, I saw two guys kissing in a park...and that was the gayest thing I'd ever seen until I saw...."