Lazy Bum's 10 Commandments

1. You're born tired, so you live to rest.

2. Love your bed like you love yourself.

3. If you were to find someone resting, help him.

4. Rest during the day so you can sleep at night.

5. Work is sacred, don't touch it.

6. There's no need to do today what you can do tomorrow.

7. Work as less as you can, let someone else do your chores.

8. Calm down, no one has ever died for resting too much.

9. When you feel the desire of working, lie down for a few hours and wait for it to pass. (A long nap can help too)

10. If working is healthy let the sick people do it.

😂 10th one is great!

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Truly lazy people wouldn't make a list ✅
They wouldn't even finish their sent.................

😂 😂

I didn't, I copyied and pasted.

*Wipes tear from his eye*... beautiful....

you forgot "never stick your neck out for someone else" and "always blame it on somebody else."

I follow them word by word 😐

Me too. I vow to never touch another computer key...

Aiiigh! It's too much!
To be truly lazy, you have to work enough to reach the recliner.