10 types of Poo

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10 types of Poo

1. GHOST POO: The type of poo you feel coming out but when you check out the toilet there's nothing there.

2. CLEAN POO: Type of poo that comes out but when you wipe your ass the paper comes out clean.

3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left.

4. SEQUEL POO: When you put your pants and zip up and then realize you gotta poo some more.

5. BRAIN DAMAGE POO: Type of poo that needs a lot of effort to come out and when you're done you feel slightly dizzy..

6. CORN POO: No explanation is necessary here.

7. GODZILLA POO: The type of poo that is so huge that makes you think you should chop it up before flushing.

8. REBELLIOUS POO: Type of poo that comes back after multiple flushings.

9. WET BUTT CHEEK: Also known as"Power Dump Shit". The type of poo that when it comes out it makes a splash on the toilet that wets your butt cheeks.

10. ICEBERG POO: The type of poo that is so big that some of it reaches the surface of the water in the toilet.

There's actually more types on the site I found it but they're in spanish and there's 31 so I'm kinda lazy and don't feel like translating all of them.

LMFAO 😂
I have had all of those

😐 thanks so ****in much for sharing..........................both of you 😛

😆 I've had 'em all except for the last one, thank god 😗

😘 scuse me a minute

Same as DR, not the last one 😆

Urgh.....boys are so disgusting!

*Walks off and mutters "boys!....."*

i just had a corn poo. it was a sequel.

WHAT ABOUT DIARRHEA!!!!! 😱

And Poodoo mustn't forget the poodoo!

Re: 10 types of Poo

Originally posted by Pablo G
1. GHOST POO: The type of poo you feel coming out but when you check out the toilet there's nothing there.

2. CLEAN POO: Type of poo that comes out but when you wipe your ass the paper comes out clean.

3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left.

4. SEQUEL POO: When you put your pants and zip up and then realize you gotta poo some more.

5. BRAIN DAMAGE POO: Type of poo that needs a lot of effort to come out and when you're done you feel slightly dizzy..

6. CORN POO: No explanation is necessary here.

7. GODZILLA POO: The type of poo that is so huge that makes you think you should chop it up before flushing.

8. REBELLIOUS POO: Type of poo that comes back after multiple flushings.

9. WET BUTT CHEEK: Also known as"Power Dump Shit". The type of poo that when it comes out it makes a splash on the toilet that wets your butt cheeks.

10. ICEBERG POO: The type of poo that is so big that some of it reaches the surface of the water in the toilet.

There's actually more types on the site I found it but they're in spanish and there's 31 so I'm kinda lazy and don't feel like translating all of them.

i hate the WBCs

WBCs ?

3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left.
i had this an hour ago

i hate the hot water poos.

hold on...here comes another!!!

5. BRAIN DAMAGE POO: Type of poo that needs a lot of effort to come out and when you're done you feel slightly dizzy..

i think my brother has that

7. GODZILLA POO: The type of poo that is so huge that makes you think you should chop it up before flushing.

I KNOW my brother has had that... except he didnt chop it up 😘

3. STUBBORN POO: You wipe your ass 50 times and you still have some left.

I hate those

What about the peanut poos? Remember the ones where you look at your poo and there's peanuts everywhere, embedded inside the poo? Remember?

fact: diarrhea kills more people than heart attacks