3 Wishes.......

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3 Wishes.......

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.

The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog.

The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay."

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to.

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world.

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM -she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish,

.......And she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them!

Attention Female Readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling better.

Male Readers, please scroll down ....

The man had a Heart Attack 10 times milder!!! 😂

Moral of the Story : Women are dumb so you can very easily mess with them!!!

die 😐

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😂 thats f*ckin funny. but this belogns in the Battle of the Sexes thread

quote me there then

sil, please take your own advice

You know.........

That was actually funny enough for me not to beat you to a pulp.

Even when I scrolled down, as you knew I would.

MM, you strike again 😛

Originally posted by silver_tears
die 😐

not u babe...ur too hard to mess with....😖hifty: unless its a different kind of messing...

😄 thanks syren!

to a pulp? 😂 Syren strikes again 😛

And I'm in your sig?

😱

I thought you'd ignored me!!!

hug

of course not! hug

Originally posted by LarryTheArch
sil, please take your own advice

Dont talk to her like that! 😠

😛

*snap snap*

Originally posted by Matrix_man
not u babe...ur too hard to mess with....😖hifty: unless its a different kind of messing...

I luv you too 😊

awwww hug

😂

wats so funny? 🤨

i re-read the joke