Im a pummped up dude who thinks all females are worthless, form!

My name is:_Brent Triplett__

I have nicknamed my penis:_Your Master....and Commander_

I wish to include the following gratuitous and totally irrelevant information in a hopeless attempt to give more credibility to my pointless drivel:

Penis size:_7 1/4___(that's inches you metric users)

I.Q.: __132___

Income level: _$45,000/yr__

Prestigious University I am attending/have attended:_San Diego State University____

I have the following University Degree(s):__AA___(going on Bachelor at University California Irvine)

(Note: it is easier for us to pretend to believe your fake credentials if you spell Ph.D correctly.)

Number of prostitutes that find me so attractive they would have sex with me for free:__prostitutes...much like women who hate men...are trash__

Number of times I have been salesman of the month at BillyJoeBob's Used Car Emporium:__Zero...i have a real job unlike you girls...get back to the kitchen!__

I think all females, and especially lil bitchiness:
(check all that you feel apply)

___ have no life
___ are ugly
___ couldn't get laid if they tried
___ are lesbians that play with their dildos all day
___ are stupid
_X_ obviously haven't had a REAL man, like me
_X_ should be nicer to men, and go fix their damn dinner before we cut off your credit card that we pay for
_X_ will bring about the end of the world with their ignorant attempts at putting down men

Please Note: If you are writing in to request a date with a girl from KMC, please include your credit card number and the URL to a naked picture of yourself that we can laugh at and forward to your employer.

Check here if the following applies to you:

_X_I wish to include a long, rambling diatribe about my worthless existence and lack of erection for all the world to read. I have given up on life.

Stupid comment: after looking at you and your rotund self for the past 15 years...how am i supposed to be aroused enough to stay erect? I'm a man not a miracle worker...

There hope you're happy....because if i'm supposed to feel bad, i don't.

😂

I knew there was gonna be someone on the forums to whom this applied. Ah well, thats where you're at...😊

Wow, that stuff is actually true for Link 😆 you're just making a jackass of yourself, buddy 😖mart:

gotcha to laugh didn't i?

Yep!!!

I take it that Revan's comment was made because i'm not affraid to admit my real size. But that's ok...probably better than most. Average is supposedly 6 and i'm only 5'8

really. im 13 and mine is... cough6cough

thanks for coughing...could you make it any more obvious that you are stretching the truth...or perhaps you're stretching something else

what did I do... it is actually six! ok 5 and a half...

LTA is a filthy little liar, what can I say? 😆

Im not lying, either you are seriosuly under par, or I am seriosuly over par. Im not lying. Dont accuse me of lying of my size again. Ever.

getting out the ruler can be sooo fun as a young boy. 😂😆😂

ruler? 😆

sorry...we have a plethora of cultures and countries on this site. To be more politcally correct...we can use a meter stick!

er... not as funny

Rulers have centimeters on 'em too, you know 🙄

yes. I am not stupid though. Unlike you, I dont regularly confuse centimeters with inches

😐

whats this, all this?