Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
well, i was dating her daughter. i went to her daughters b day party, and one thing led to another, then i was in the sack with her mom.
Dude, did the daughter flip out?
That's got to be a harsh one..."My Mom stole my boyfriend"...ouch.
And 45...well the sex would want to be great. The girl I was talking about is 28 and I'm 21...like you said it's an experience right.
Originally posted by Peloquin
Dude, did the daughter flip out?That's got to be a harsh one..."My Mom stole my boyfriend"...ouch.
And 45...well the sex would want to be great. The girl I was talking about is 28 and I'm 21...like you said it's an experience right.
Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
her daughter freaked. she had went out with her friends, while i was drunk and decided to crash on their couch. her mom was trying to help me to a bedroom, but things took a naughty turn. her daughter came home, went into her moms room, and saw me pounding away!!!
so what do you say to that?..."oops" ? 😆
when i got to bars and stuff and i hit on 30 year old womenl, they generally give me the "aren't you kinda young" routine. That's when I inform them that in 5 years they'd be begging to have someone as young as me coming up to them to have a good time. It hardly works because they are extremely full of themselves, but that's when you remind them that as they get older they get uglier, and as you get older, you get more handsome.