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Oh Jeezuz Korri, you had to didn't you??
Well, I got a confession. When I was about 16/17, there were these huge hedges outside the Bowls Club in the village I lived in. Now, I was too young to go into the Pub, didn't drive and got hellish bored. So, me, my best mate Jake and all our little "Crew" decided it would be a laugh to start jumping in these hedges.
So, we did it for like, two weeks, constantly, and always at night, but these hedges started looking a little mutilated, so we went and found some more.
We must have spent the whole Summer Holidays desecrating all the biggest hedges we could find around the village, it was great.
Unfortunately, it kinda became obvious that there was a Hedge-Crushing-Mob going around, and we all eventually got caught in the act, back at the Bowl's Club hedges, and taken home in this fricken Police Van to our relative parents.
Needless to say I was banned from green, bushy areas for like the next year by my father. And he wouldn't let me in the garden either.