Levitation

I was sitting in my chair, cruising KMC, when all of the sudden my body swept into a vortex of subreality and levitated by itself in the air! 😱 Now im up here, hovering, typing out this thread for everyone's general amusement. 😊

I am not amused 😐

Subreality huh ... somewhat amusing

I'm right there with you, Big Mac Mike. ✅ Only in my world, there is a constant flow of milk squirting from my breast.

dont fall down. while youre up there, get my frisbee on the roof.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
dont fall down. while youre up there, get my frisbee on the roof.

😂 . . . .. . .not. 😐

and while youre at it, clean the damn gutters!!!

Originally posted by burlyman
I am not amused 😐

You aren't? Well don't expect me to cry over that. 😐

yeah... farts can do that...

*Floats up to join MC*

*has fantasy of wheeling MC Mike off to a crazy house*

Hey! I did that once, but my fart wasn't very strong, poor thing. I hit the concrete of the ladies' room.
Don't get any ideas, dudes.