On topic stuff 😄
I just found this at a Bond site about the bottle guy:
The Unluckiest Tourist in the World
The Spy Who Loved Me: Picture the scene. You're sunbathing on a crowded beach. The sun is shining, it's a beautiful day. As the white sports car drives out of the ocean and onto the sand, a young child looks on in disbelief... an old man drops his pipe... a small dog runs away... and you look accusingly at your drink.
The car window winds down and the suave-looking driver, raising one eyebrow, casually drops out a wet fish.
It couldn't have happened - could it?
Moonraker: A relaxing day in Venice. The square is crowded, a band plays jaunty music, and the man relaxes with a bottle of red wine.
A gondola bursts into the square, fully converted into a hovercraft and driven by a familiar face. A naval officer's jaw drops to the floor, a dog looks on with interest, a pigeon does a double-take, and an astonished waiter pours beer all over one of his customers.
The man looks once more at his drink...
For Your Eyes Only: Keeping well away from water, the man has taken a skiing holiday. He sits and drinks schnapps over lunch.
A very familiar looking skier completes an impressive jump, landing and skiing across the table, before returning to the slope at high speed. People run for cover as, a second later, two bikers clad in black leather smash through the tables and a wooden barrier, before pursuing the skier down-slope.
The man was last reported to have joined alcoholics anonymous.