Burly!!!
*sobs uncontrollably*
I thought I'd killed you and put your cold dead body in the trunk of my car and then I got told I hadn't killed you so I tried to work out who it was I had killed and I knew they were wearing a dress but then I thought it could have been Ushgarak maybe but I realised he only wears boob tubes not dresses and I still don't know who I killed but I know I killed someone coz I can't close the trunk of my car and I tried to put my luminous pink strait jacket on coz I thought I was going crazy but it's ok coz you're here now so you can't be dead and all I have to do is work out who I did kill but that isn't important coz they're obviously not missed like you were................
*has attack of the Sk8r-Lack-Of-Punctuation Disease*