who's in da "jack and jack (da monky) fan club???

HUH???? What the hell is going on here this aint right!!!

machete was gonna shoojohnny so i'm telling him 2 get rid of the gun or i'm gonna kill him!!!!! SAVVY??? (lol i luv joking round)
*thinks of quick plan*
quick lets go while machete is gone!!!! *grabs stuff and gets on plain* (every1 eles is on the plane now 2 so ur not getting left behind!!!)
*plain starts laeving 2 go 2 france* (we aint there yet)

wait fer me im going 2 france!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*jumps on plane*
After we kidnap Johnny can we go find da monkey???

yessssssssssssss we left without him
johnny's not gonna die now *throws party on the plain and every1 is alowd 2 be in it*
drink up me hearties yo-ho

DRINK UP ME HEARTIES YO HO
*2 JDG*
R we there yet?????

*looks out side 2 find that the plain hasn't evan letf yet*
nope we havn't started 2 moov yet!!!
*gos up 2 the captin* r we going yet???
captin: soon juss wait
jdg: wait???? i don't wanna wait coz theres some1 trynna kill some1 here!!!!!!
captin: yeah.....whateva we're going now anyway i was kiddin!!!!
jdg: good!!.....*walks back out 2 the seats*

yikes we havnt even left Machet is probally on the plane by now
HUH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

we're leaving now so juss chill 4 now and if he is on da plain i'll juss shoot him!............thats if he still has the gun!!!

*looks worried*

u don't have ta worrie mattie juss enjoy the "plain party"

K then Well gotta go c ya

bye bye
c ya soon *gos on with party*

*Puts hand through roof and jumps in plane with gun in hand and trusty machete in right hand* Heeeeeerrres Machete_Guy!!!!! throws machete into pilots back impaling him.

*runs off anf hides taking some grog with her*
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hi....hi hi hi hi can i enjoy the party on the plain to?

(((no coz there is a phsyco on da plain)))
*grabs simone and drages her behind the corner*
ye need 2 b carful coz this dude (Machete_Guy) is on a killing spree!!!!!!
*starts running again*

who wants machete_guy to kill?

not me !!!!!!!! bre pm me plzzzzzzzzzz

*running fast*