Silver Tears, I had no idea........

😱

There once was a girl named Irene,

who lived on distilled kerosene.

But she started absorbin'

A new hydrocarbon,

And since then has never benzene!

ouch...

No, I didn't make it up, I found it.

And there's loads more where that came from.

Right, I'm gonna find one about Matt 😐

Made this one up.....

There once was a member called Matt.

A most irritating, spoilt young brat.

He joined KMC,

Just to annoy me,

But I love him although he's a tw@t.

😆

Now, thats good!

Originally posted by Syren
Made this one up.....

There once was a member called Matt.

A most irritating, spoilt young brat.

He joined KMC,

Just to annoy me,

But I love him although he's a tw@t.

😆

👆

and nothing about me 😛

There once was a stripper named Clo.

Joined the G Club one month ago.

Since she's been nude,

The boys got more rude,

There's no way I'm letting her go!

I just met this bird named Deval.

She's one of a kind, so special.

Employed her of late,

She's proved that she's great,

But if you call her a guy you'll get hell.

😂

Your great Sy, thx! 😉

Originally posted by Syren
There once was a stripper named Clo.

Joined the G Club one month ago.

Since she's been nude,

The boys got more rude,

There's no way I'm letting her go!

😮😮😮

i always thought i'm a dancer.. not a stripper 😛

lol quite funny 😂

I know a Moddy named Lils.

In her line of work she has skills.

I've asked her to dance,

"There's no f.ucking chance",

She yelled as I ran for the hills.

😄

There's this guy that I know, name of Thor.

Came to the G Club to get him a whore.

But my ladies got class,

And they'll kick his @ss,

If he's broke, got no money, or poor.

Originally posted by Syren
I know a Moddy named Lils.

In her line of work she has skills.

I've asked her to dance,

"There's no f.ucking chance",

She yelled as I ran for the hills.

😄

I love it!! 😂

There once was a dude went by Burly.

At times he can get sorta gurly.

*snap snap* *bump n flex*

But he's nothing on Tex,

I think his new name should be Shurly.

I once knew a fella named Link.

We got talkin' and he made me think.

I stay up really late,

Coz I've found my soulmate,

Well, it's cheaper then hiring a shrink.

hahaha. Go Sy go! You're pretty good at this.

😮

Thankyou, they're really easy, just find the rhythm and stick random words in 😄