what would ye di ye were stuck on the island with jack???

Started by ~Johnny.D_Girl~89 pages
Originally posted by el-pirate
*grabs sword and runs after Johnny.d girl throwing empty rumbottles at her, and stealing Jack back!!!!!* muohhahahahaha

*bottle hits jdg in da head* OW!!!!!! *realizes the el-pirate has jack so jdg starts chassing el-pirate* COME BLOODY SCALLYWAG!!!!!!!!!!!
(oh btw....i can't die coz i have 2 medelions from the chest LOL nuaahahahahahahahaaaaa)

*hides Jack very well, and goes off to ila du muerta to get medaillion, it's getting a little risky 😉*MUOHAHAH, YOU'LL NEVER FIND JACK!!

comes back and sneaks off with Jack again to......... 😛 😄 😉................. 😇 , and ofcourse= 🍺

JDG: AAAAAAAAAAAAA cry
*heres a noise from behind the non-existant table* ahhh-uhhh!!!!!!!
*waks up 2 it but it was just cheeco drinking rum* ARRGH YE BLASTARD THING!!!!
Cheeco: me?...*hick*....i'm dunk mattie!!! want some? *hands bottle of rum over 2 jdg but jdg leves 2 go find jack*
JDG: WHERE IS HE!!!! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK??????

I should have never told you bloody pirates where Jack was!!! I found him first he is mine! No one can have him why did I tell you bloody people where he was!!!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

*runs around the island looking everywhere for Jack* *finally sees Jack along with another girl they are drinking rum together and things are getting hot* DO NOT TOUCH JACK El_PIRATE!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE IS MINE! He loves me not you! *gets closer to them. Bangs the rum bottle on el-pirate's head grabs Jack's hand and runs away with him* *I noticed that Johnny.D_girl was running after us!* *so we quickly gain up speed and we loose her!* *now we are all alone drinking rum on the island and who knows what is about to happen* *right before anything really good happens we hear more bloody pirates!* ARRRRRGHHHHHHHHHH!!

Becca~

P.S. I have a medallion too!

*finally not unconcious anymore* Why does everybody have a medailion, arghh!!!!! *looks for jack, then hears sound of pirates chase supergirl. must do something else to get back Jack, so runs off to steal the black pearl for him to sail away together* I'll come back to save you Jack!!!!!!!!

*invents a car and drives after super girl with cheeco on shoulder*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

*comes back with Black Pearl* Jack, i've got the Black Pearl!!!!!!!*Jack sees black pearl, and leaves super girl to join me, waving bye to jdg and sg standing alone on the beach* I think i'm forgeting something, o yeah, muohahahahahahahaha 🏴‍☠️ 👿 💃 😛 😆 😆

*jdg makes car crash on the pearl, grabs jack, jumps off pearl, watches pearl sail off then runs as fast as she can......WITH JACK and cheeco* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!! (LOL)

*jack sails halfway round the island, then crashes the Black pearl on a rock (too much rum). luckily boat doesn't sink, so we have lot's of fun on boat, after having more rum with Jack*

(meh??....how can he when i've got him?????)

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Originally posted by ~Johnny.D_Girl~
*jdg makes car crash on the pearl, grabs jack, jumps off pearl, watches pearl sail off then runs as fast as she can......WITH JACK and cheeco* MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAA!!!!!! (LOL)

*screaming at jdg* give me back mE Jack, and by the way , who is cheeco??????????*trying to turn ship, never did that before!*ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

cheeco would b me pet monkey!!!! LOL

(😄, ok did not know that, was getting confused!)* finally turned ship boat, gets back on island and goes looking for Jack. detectivethen realizes i don't have to go looking, lights a fire and collects all the rum on the island* PARTY pile, DRINK UP ME ÉARTIES YO HO * Jack'll come to me!!!drunk inlove* 💃

and finally everyone is gone, so jack and i can have got some time alone at last inlove

I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!!!!!! *makes a big entrence and takes el-pirate's rum* tah.......so where were we?......oh yeah thats it....vampire...*finnishes rum that takes off with jack*
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!

My arm hurts!

poor you!!!, but no time now, have to chase jdg to get back Jack!!!!!!, oyeah, and the rum!!!!!

can't find Jack anywere cry *drinks a little to much rum and starts singing* if the ocen was wiskey and i was a duck, i'd swim to the bottom and never ge tup, but the ocean's not wiskey, and i'm not a duck, so lets go to your place and have a godd falalalalalalaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!*sees JDG with Jack sittig alone on the beach having a little to much fun* AAAArrghh give me back my Jack you Scallywag!!