Virus' - Play safe Children

Started by Raz Jr3 pages

Virus' - Play safe Children

this thread particularly applies to all you people who like porn (and you know who you are πŸ˜‰ )

It's in the OTF because it has the most visitors, and therefore most people should see it πŸ™‚

aaaaanyway, as you may or may not know, there's some virus going about, blah blah blah.... and it's really big and annoying 😬

now we don't wanna lose members here cos their PC's have screwed up ❌

I just recently noticed I had a virus, and I'm normally careful πŸ™‚

So:
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[*]Go get the latest updates for windows πŸ™‚
[*]update and run your virus checker
[*]don't download dodgy stuff πŸ˜‰
[*]and stay safe πŸ™‚
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If you haven't got a virus checker, I recommend PANDA!!!

http://www.pandasoftware.com/activescan/com/activescan_principal.htm

hope this stops any of us from f**king up our comps and leaving 😱

[Additional advice from Raz Snr]

First of all, get an anti-virus program: http://www.grisoft.com/us/us_dwnl_free.php

Then go to: http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/ and make sure you have all the critical updates.

Thirdly go here: http://www.safer-networking.org/index.php?page=download
Download the spyware remover and run it.

And finally, to stop ALL worms dead in their track and to make yourself instantly immunable, install the built-in firewall: http://www.microsoft.com/security/protect/windowsxp/firewall.asp

OR get a very good (free) firewall here: http://soho.sygate.com/products/spf_standard.htm

*note: Raz-lite points this out to Porn downloaders...and he got the virus....yet he never sacked up and admitted his outrageous addiction to porn*

Shame on you RJ...what would momma Raz think?

5. Don't forget your raincoat.

😱 i got my virus from a dodgy music file

❌ shame on me

but always click "no" when porn pops up πŸ™‚

That explains the half dozen viruses I have 😱

nah, I'm kidding. Contrary to popular belief, I am not a porn-obsessed little boy πŸ˜›

half dozen? I got 17 when my mate downloaded some patch that copied itself 16 times 😬

gone now 😊 but never again is he downloading ❌

I always right click on the little box in the Start Bar, then click close, saves actually touching the pop-up itself, in case the whole thing is a link.

Sometimes the little cross on the pop-up looks normal and is actually a link to the porn, equalling bastard virus etc.........

Originally posted by Raz Jr

but always click "no" when porn pops up πŸ™‚

Even when it says "are you under 17" and "Would you like to exit this site" βœ…

W.32.Sasser.A is the virus ur talking about i think...nasty one, and a programming fault in the virus code causes ur computer to repeatedly shut down and restart...takes the piss πŸ˜’

i got it a few days ago, and since it doesnt come through emails, the only thing that can protect ur pc really is a firewall, so see if u can get one enabled. also, go to the Microsoft website and download the critical update for the Sasser Worm, so u dont get infected, or to remove the worm if u already have it. it comes in 4 different forms, a,b,c and d, so keep updating windows fom the MS website πŸ™‚

😍

Emile, you are a star winkiss

And you're hot, but of course, I'm not so shallow that I like you just for that reason. Pfffft πŸ™„

I already had a firewall enabled, and have already downloaded the upgrade from microsoft's websitr to protect the computer from it.

then there's little Safety Raz can do for you πŸ™

My computer just sneezed! πŸ˜‘

Originally posted by Syren
😍

Emile, you are a star winkiss

And you're hot, but of course, I'm not so shallow that I like you just for that reason. Pfffft πŸ™„

πŸ˜‚ winkiss

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
My computer just sneezed! πŸ˜‘

would it like a kleenex?

Originally posted by Raz Jr
😱 i got my virus from a dodgy music file

❌ shame on me

but always click "no" when porn pops up πŸ™‚

we are very opposite then

i had a frickin virus from kazaa 😬 but it's gone now... i think πŸ˜–

hey TF, hope you're not dowloading copyrighted software, music etc. from kazaa... remember ... "thou shall not steal" πŸ˜‰

Originally posted by yerssot
hey TF, hope you're not dowloading copyrighted software, music etc. from kazaa... remember ... "thou shall not steal" πŸ˜‰

argh i be a Christian pirate pirate πŸ˜‰

From the Q&A forum:

First of all, get an anti-virus program: http://www.grisoft.com/us/us_dwnl_free.php

Then go to: http://windowsupdate.microsoft.com/ and make sure you have all the critical updates.

Thirdly go here: http://www.safer-networking.org/index.php?page=download
Download the spyware remover and run it.

And finally, to stop ALL worms dead in their track and to make yourself instantly immunable, install the built-in firewall: http://www.microsoft.com/security/protect/windowsxp/firewall.asp

OR get a very good (free) firewall here: http://soho.sygate.com/products/spf_standard.htm

is that the same thing MM is no about?