What will girls do next?

So I see - hopefully this one'll result in you being locked up somewhere 😖
Even if they didn't, you'd probably have made them anyway!
😖 *goes through her stuff looking for unwelcome hands and noses*
Ow, don't do that. Who knows what that might do to you 🙁

you don't want me here? 🙁
made them? out of rubber? 😖
thanks, I feel like charity now 😛
but it made such an impression on me 😱

If you're gonna block my straw?? No chance!!
That too! If that would make them fit in everywhere 😄
You're not, so don't 😛 Oooh!! Found one of your noses ...
The nightmare?? 😑

I won't ... or make you forget it 😛
it makes them squizable 😄
good, but you can still give money 😄
yeah, it was horrible 🙁

How are you gonna make me forget? I'd be dead 😑
*wrings the nose* indeed!
To you?!?? Nevah!! 😛
Any spiders? 🙁

see! you won't remember a thing then 😉
not that nose! ow! 🙁
I'll extort you 😛
surprisingly not

Being dead and not remembering's not the same - mean bugger 🙁
Oh yes! That nose!! 😈
You will not! I've got spiders for bodyguards 😛
and still it was pretty bad?

but if you're dead, you can't remember ...so it's almost the same 😖
I'll squeeze your nose 😛
not likely, you're afraid of them too 😛
yeah, it was horrible 🙁

If I'm dead I won't be able to forget and thus won't be able to not remembering - snap snap girlfriend! 😛 You have better keep me alive!
You can't, it's under the hat 😛 *pinches your nose again*
As long as I've got my hair spray I'll be okay - that's the only thing they understand, the sneaky devils 😖 euw anyways. euw!
You see, if it wasn't because you've thretened to kill me, I'd have comforted you by now ...

ooh, thinking of outsmarting me huh girlfriend? *snap snap* good thinking 🙁
how can you pinch my nose if your eyes are under the hat and I'm running around 😱
you wanna give them a new hairstyle or something? 😛
I never said I would kill you! just ... squeezing the straw 😖hifty:

Not as such. Just wanted to practise my snap 😉
Because you ran into the wall and I could locate you on the bang? 😛
Spiders can be very vain. Mess around with their hairy legs and they'll run away, screaming 😄
Exactly!

see! it's going great already! keep practising 😄
but I can still see the walls, you can't 😈
I don't even what to think about messing their legs 😖
that's not the same 😛

snap snap snap snap snap snap snap snap, girlfriend 😄 But can I use that when you're a guy?
You're known to do illogical things, I'll trust you to hit the wall sooner or later 😛
That's the beauty of hair spray - you can stand far away and still make them scream in anguish! Feel the Wella, you bastards! 😱
Blocking someone's airways's not the same as murder? 😑 You must function in very strange ways if that doesn't go for you too 😄

oh you can girlfriend! *snap snap* 😎
but since you think that, wouldn't it be more illogic to not hit the wall? 😛
hmmm, well, now we all know that if we want you pumped with adrenaline we just have to give some spiders and hair spray 😖 beats my way of handling spiders 😖
oh no, it's an ... accident 😖hifty: I ... didn't knew that 😉

All this new knowledge 😄
You got a point there ... the table then! 😱
I'd actually prefer you didn't. Got my own spiders to deal with already 😖 How do you handle spiders?
Oh goodie! For a moment there you had me thinking you'd kill me - how silly of me 😛 You teach me the girlfriend thing, I teach you the blessings of breathing - fair's fair 😉

there is no knowledge that is not power 😉
ow 🙁 how did you get the table? 🙁 *rubs bruises on legs*
oh, my way of handling spiders is much easier: run away screaming 😄
I would never kill you 😱 that's rude to say you know 🙁 breathing? it sounds so hard 😱

Originally posted by yerssot

oh and iluvpippin, ... if you had character, you wouldn't do it for a guy if it is to start with 🙄

i know this is real late, but anyways.....ok yers....i do NOT wear makeup to make myself look pretty 4 guys, dont wear short skirts for guys, dont get plastic surgery for guys, dont get needles not 2 get wrinklz 4 guys, because i dont DO any of those stuff! occasionally ill wear makeup.....but personally i couldnt care less what sum1 thought of how i look! so....dont tell me not to do it 🙂 sorri if that sounded kinda biatchy!

see, then you don't do it for guys, so the previous thing you said ("we do it all for guys"😉 doesn't stand

no, but tha ppl who do get whatever to make em look good...they all do it for guys...not all obviously, but most!

then they have no character