Apocalypse vs Jesus

well wut do u think?

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I think I already did this joke, although with a different character. I suppose Jesus would win, but I don't know what Marvel's stand on Christian theology is.

I also think that I'm going to go and sulk that people laughed at your thread but not mine.

Hmmm, Stan Lee calls Galactus a "demi-god" you know? So then it must be a pagan theodicy.

Uh..............well the real question we need to ask ourselves is...'Which can make instant wine?'

And there's your answer 😆 🙄

Originally posted by spider-venom
well wut do u think?

ARE YOU AN ANTI-CHRIST?

holy f*ck, what is your problem? it was a joke, it doesnt mean spider venom is the anti-christ. lol, it was pretty funny the first time i saw it

I have to go for Apoc on this one.

well i would say the son of god will win

Hahaha, nice thread. I'm going to give this one to Apoc, he's more powerful. But if he's smart, he is not going to mess with Jesus, because his father could get angry 🙂.

I know it's a bit off topic, but did you see the Jesus v Satan episode of south park.🙂

that's not off topic at all....That's just god damn hilarious.

i stopped watching south park for about a year, and one night i was at home alone so i decided to watch it. OMG i feel in love with that show all over again. it was beyond funny.

yaaaa that was awsome that epsisode and no im not anti-christ im actually catholic and i thouight it was funny to docould u blame me for doing that??

Great match spider-venom. Apocalypse is supposedly invulnerable, while Jesus Christ can perform mircales. Since Apocalypse is a job and always will be, he'll never win - especially against someone like Jesus. However, I'll give this to Apocalypse anyhow - he needs a win against an uber-baddass powerhouse. And who's more of an uber-badass than Jesus.

Characters in DC include God, Lucifer and the Archangel Michael, but do they have jesus as a character as well?

lol Apocolypse as there never was and there never will be a Jesus figure. The bible is just a family story book passed down by thousands of generations.... its the truth.

hmm... i think a greater match would be apocalypse vs. archangel michael. not the DC michael but the biblical version of angel michael. he's supposed to be close to 9 feet tall and travel at extremely fast speeds (almost omnipresent). heavily muscled, and radiates the power of GOD.

The DC version of michael would obliterate apoc with the slightest thought.

Originally posted by Magee
lol Apocolypse as there never was and there never will be a Jesus figure. The bible is just a family story book passed down by thousands of generations.... its the truth.

Euhm, I know this is off topic, but I still feel like I have to correct you : Jesus HAS existed, that's a fact. He has been mentioned in old (Roman) reports/letters.

Another thing: the bible has not been passed down by thousands of generations. All the generations were long long dead when the first Bible appeared. And it wasn't thousands of generations, at most 50-60.

k 1st....No religious talks.

2nd there is no proof that Jesus was anything other than a man. His "miracles" on the bible cannont be proved so they should be considered a LIE until proof can be found.

Lastly....No religious talks....it's in the Forum Rules.