Originally posted by Treehuggerjanie
cyclops?how did you end up with one eye?did it hurt?*hugs*
Well, It all started on my way across the lake. I was taking a boat, which cost a nickle. At that time, nickles had pictures of bumblebees on them. "Give me 5 bees for a quarter," we'd say. Anyways, I was taking the boat across the lake, and I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time. We didn't have these little white onions that are available today, no sirree. We had these BIG, HUGE PURPLE ones. But, that is besides the point. The point was I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style at the time.
This guy comes up to me and asked me, "hey, is that an onion tied to your belt?" I said, "Why yes it is." You see, it was the style at the time. He said, "Give me that. It is the style right now."
"No," I replied. So we fought around for a bit and I ended up losing an eye.
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Kidding, my name is Scott Summers, so as you might have guessed, I have this nickname for life.