If turtles were real...

no santa or easter bunny.

While Im telling the truth there is no such thing as bigfoot...wait a minute, yes there is.

Loch Ness Monster? Is it real?

I have 3 pet turtles, Mr.winkey, Smeagol, Deagol

XD i poked a baby turtle in japan

"Are they real?"
"I dunno..."
"*Poke*...AARRGGHHH IT MOVED!"

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
Loch Ness Monster? Is it real?

Yes, but it's real home is in canada. People are just looking in the wrong place

Heres a question, am I real...

how does one define real?

Who defines one fake?

Originally posted by Gravity Kills
Yes, but it's real home is in canada. People are just looking in the wrong place

good, I am not the only one who knew

Originally posted by tigida_tigida
these do

Bullcrap. Look at that picture of those turtles (pg 2). You see those holes in their shells? That is where they were stuffed. They are fake turtles because turtles do not exist.

Slipknot- you have some imagination there.

Its the truth

Originally posted by Myth
Bullcrap. Look at that picture of those turtles (pg 2). You see those holes in their shells? That is where they were stuffed. They are fake turtles because turtles do not exist.

Slipknot- you have some imagination there.

Well, some people believe in God, so you should let him believe in turtles if he wants to.

Who is the 5th turtle (on the pic on page 2)?

I'll ask my stuffied aminal turtle if he's real, then get back to ya.

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