CHE chez Corporal-Captain **hopes APG doesn't notice that I've called her APM in other threads... 😮 😱 **
CHE chez Corporal-Captain Originally posted by APirateMonkey GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 😠 RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR 😱 😱 **runs like hell**
CHE chez Corporal-Captain **keeps running like hell****stops a sec; swipes a bottle of rum; drinks it; wipes mouth**Ah. That's better. Right.**goes back to running like hell screaming with hands in the air...**
CHE chez Corporal-Captain [As long as your head doesn't explode again, go ahead!! 😄 ]**keeps running away screaming...**
CHE chez Corporal-Captain Augghhh!!I can't look! **throws hands over face and starts running blindly screaming, forgetting I can't see where I'm going and running smack into a wall**🤪
CHE chez Corporal-Captain **falls on ground groaning after leaving a Chez-shaped indentation on the wall**Oy, can life get any worse?**PiB comes into thread and starts organizing mass dead mouse throwing competition**Oh no.
CHE chez Corporal-Captain EEEWWW!!**jumps up and throws all mice off, then starts screaming when I realize one's gone down the back of my shirt****sees PiB rolling on floor laughing**😠 PiB!! You're dead meat, mister!! **makes mental note to put PiB through a mangle later**
CHE chez Corporal-Captain **finally gets mouse out of back of shirt; turns to see PiB fleeing out of thread**HEY!! Come back here! 😠**grabs my own personal highly-skilled turbo pogo-stick and boings after PiB**-boing, boing, boing, boing...-