RANDOM 😄
Jack: Alright, nobody move!
The Crew: ?
Jack: .........I lost my contact.
The Crew: O.O
Will: Wait, wait! You wear contacts?!
Jack: (waves his hands around to shush him) Quiet! No need to be tellin’ the entire ocean!
Will: ^-^ So, the infamous Jack Sparrow wears contacts. How interesting.
Jack: That’s CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow to you!
Will: I am so going to tell everyone I know! (walks off)
Jack: (mumbles) Stupid, crybaby eunuch.
Will: (sheepishly walks back) I forgot. We’re on a boat.
Jack: (slaps his forehead in frustration)