Staple Removers

What happened to yours 😕

I have no staple remover, i can't be trusted with one 🙁

Originally posted by §pearhead
What happened to yours 😕

Again, with the explaining...

🙄 My best friend slammed my pinkie in the van door one night. The nail bled and was black for a couple of months. I tried to clean it up, but it hurt soooo bad. 🙁 It came loose at WDW, and I wore a band-aid everywhere. Tuesday or Wednesday, as I was pulling up weeds in the yard/field thing, it came off altogether. I need a new one.

😐

rihtio paddio

Got to love the staple remover. It can be used as a device of pain.

YES! Pain inflicted on others... good!

lol im not allowed to have them anymore...
i ended up in staple remover rehab after going on a wild stint of mass staple remover-induced destruction...

😱 STAPLE REMOVER

I have three staple removers 😐

Originally posted by §pearhead
I have a theory that a staple remover's design is based on some demented creature with big teeth and no legs.

Seriuosly! No sane person could have come up with this crazy design.

I used to think the exact same thing! 😱

I love to sneak up behind people and bite them on their ear lobes 😂 I've been slapped so many time for than one! 😂

They are fun to use for things they're not supposed to 😈

I wish someone would invent a motorised one with timer....

Or a wind up toy type 😱

YEAH! you could then set it on people like those old wind up teeth! 😂

I had good fun with my old wind up teeth set

🥷 a remote control staple remover would work

Hmmm especially with a fart generator....

Bite em on the bum and when they jump up release the fart noise....

😂 a whoopie cushion built in

I want one