the midas touch

midas was a king and everythign he touched turned into gold, even his own daughters. but not himself, he can touch himself all he wants...

would you want the midas touch or not...

be hella rich but you cannot drive, sleep in a soft bed, touch another human being, eat on your own, etc. etc. etc.

or

be broke and normal... or abnormal, whatever you fancy...

i would be a poor sinner.

i probaly wouldn't b/c if i wanted to screw my wife, she turn to gold and my **** would get stuck!

you do know that his food and drinks got turned to gold too, right?
he had to beg to get the power taken away from him to stop getting starved

Originally posted by yerssot
you do know that his food and drinks got turned to gold too, right?
he had to beg to get the power taken away from him to stop getting starved

but he can just pay people to feed him...

I wouldn't wish tio have gold. I'd want silver or jewels or something. Gold is too haughty.

I hate the midas break commercials now. "Trust the Midas touch."