Originally posted by shadowy_blue
When your small army is faced by a host ten times its size, they will surround you, keeping a safe distance, and wait for something to happen.
😆!
When chopping wood, make sure the trees don't have any friends. They will attack you.
Legolas can count too.
Look, behind that banner! Elrond CAN smile.
😂 I know! the best lesson I ever learned from LOTR
If it's pale and greasy, it's probably evil. Unless it's Aragorn.
One arrow in the hands of Legolas can kill sixty orcs; one arrow in the hand of an orc is useless. (Ask Boromir.)
Listen to the elves. Usually they know what they're doing. Yes, Isildur, that means you too.
Don't trust Theoden, he'll chop off the end of your spear.
If you fare badly in battle, kill yourself. You will go to heaven.
If you're ever in a fight with nine nazgul, don't worry. They will attack you one by one and the others will wander around looking threatening until it is their turn.
If anyone swings a large mace at you, just duck until they get frustrated.
If your "good" boss has an evil black tower, an evil black staff, an evil black stripe in his beard, evil long fingernails, evil shifty eyes, and an evil-sounding voice, chances are that he may actually be evil. Even though he's wearing white.
Never underestimate the power of a moth.
Although you spent the whole trip carrying that huge shield around, the ONE TIME you need it, you won't have it.
If your mentally deranged father appears to favor your older brother over you, don't worry about it. He'll eventually show his love for you by burning you alive.
[b]LOOK UP!!!!! (Frodo vs. Shelob...'nuff said.)
When in trouble, call Legolas.
When in doubt, blame Sauron.
Briliant shadowy! 😆 you are the queen. 😎
LOL...I think I brought this thread to hell. 😛 I just can’t think seriously right now. 😛 [/B]
Yeah, but its still great....!