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😈 your most prized possesion?

Originally posted by silver_tears
I just got up 😖leep:
I would give away my most prized possession to be in bed right now cry

I heard this one at work today and thought it might appeal to CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS wicked sense of humour like mine...

Q: What's soft and brown and found in a baby's nappy?
A: Michael Jackson's hand!

And in the words of Porky Pig himself..."Tha...Tha...That's all folks!!!"

I heard Jackson got the childpox... wonder who he got it from 😘

Originally posted by dave123
What if your bed were that prized possession? 🥷

Originally posted by Corran
😈 your most prized possesion?

Yes, that's right, my dvd collection droolio

of which movies? 😱

I dunno, there's over 100 😊

are you staring in some?

some naughty

I wanna buy them 😉

come over and you can have a copy flirt1

or the real deal? 😉

Only one way to find out eyes

I'll bring the roses, whipped cream and food, don't forget to be there 😉

I'll bring myself eyes

the perfect gift 😉

Don't you forget it 🥷

I wouldn't dare... can I unravel the gift too? naughty

Whatever floats your boat flirt1

Originally posted by yerssot
the perfect gift 😉