Social: Do you expect me to talk?

Started by yerssot730 pages

really? I think that's something else, dunno, never really saw it 😖 I did some handball too ... really? drive bare footed? that's illegal here ... and I doubt it can be easy
you're a ltd? isn't that a bit expensive for insurance and all? 😛
and if they don't want to be beaten, we'll keep hitting them together
good! cause if I catch you trying to take my place, I'll cry!

you did?? ... and I was so sure ... 😖 it's illegal? don't think it is here, but then I've never checked 😖 actually it's not difficult, quite the opposite. it's the heels they should make illegal - in every sense 😄
God's our sponsor, can't go wrong 😉
ah yeah. that should teach them 😊
don't make it harder on me now, yerss ... 😛

Originally posted by Line
you did?? ... and I was so sure ... 😖 it's illegal? don't think it is here, but then I've never checked 😖 actually it's not difficult, quite the opposite. it's the heels they should make illegal - in every sense 😄
God's our sponsor, can't go wrong 😉
ah yeah. that should teach them 😊
don't make it harder on me now, yerss ... 😛

nono, not the lacrosse, ... didn't play that I think. well, here you can't drive barefooted or with sandals or heels... see! and in the driving sense it is already illegal here, luckily not in the fashion one 😉
judging by the world... he is,..very 😛
and we won't even charge them for that lesson 😄
I'll cry a lot 😖hifty:

holy **** man... now I know where u got all those posts.. 😄

got that right 😉 why don't you stay and boost yours too 😉

heheh.. I just might do that... 😖hifty:

So.. if I'm gonna stick around.. here's a nice joke I heard :

Bond to russian guy :

My name's Bond.... .........James Bond...

Russian guy to Bond :

My name's Gay............... Sergay (works if u read it fonetically..it's great when u hear it)

😄

😄 if you got more of that, bring it on 😄

yup

Guy asks bond what time it is, Bond answers :

"It's TWO.... TWO minutes to FIVE " 😄

how come I think you have lots of jokes like that 😛

Actually these were told to me by someone.. but I'm sure I could think of more 😛

yeah, ...

"Where are we now?"
"On, London" 😛

😆 see, I don't even have to try...

do you have OTHER jokes 😛

hang on a sec.. let me google this 😄

cheers!

here's something similar.. interesting though 😄

James Bond vs. Hyderabad guy

James Bond Style : The character James Bond has a peculiar style of
introducing himself by calling first Bond, then followed by great smile &
finally James Bond.

His style is absolutely killing but he doesn't know the consequences when
he meets our great south indian guy.

When Bond meets a Hyderabad guy

James Bond : "My name's Bond...(smiles and then says).... James Bond."

James Bond: "And you?"

Telugu Guy : "I am Sai...

Venkata Sai...

Siva Venkata Sai...
Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai....
Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai...
Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata Sai.....
Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva Venkata
Sai....
Bommiraju Sitaramanjaneyulu Rajasekhara Srinivasulu Laxminarayana Siva
Venkata Sai....

James Bond faints!!!

that's one way to fill a scene 😛

this is also pretty interesting..didn;t know this..

James Bond, known to his friends as; Jim, was a Philadelphia ornithologist and the author of a book called Birds of the West India.

While the bird-watching book may not have been a bestseller, it did catch the attention of an Englishman named Ian Fleming. At the time, Fleming was living in Jamaica and writing a book of his own. It was the story of an as yet unnamed British secret agent who had the code name 007.

One day, as Fleming was sitting at breakfast looking through his favorite non-fiction tide, he found the perfect name for his hero: Bond, James Bond. Interestingly, the name Bond was not chosen because it was strong, exotic, or even memorable. As Fleming later wrote, "It struck me that this name, brief, unromantic and yet very masculine, was just what I needed." Jim Bond didn't know about his fictional namesake until the early 1960s when he read an interview in which Fleming explained the origin of his character's name.

In 1961, Bond's wife, Mary, wrote to Fleming and half jokingly threatened to sue him for defamation of character. Fleming replied, "I most confess that your husband has every reason to sue me.... In return, I can only offer your James Bond unlimited use of the name Ian Fleming for any purpose he may think fit."

I actually knew that one 😄

it would fit the FunFacts perfectly, rusky 🙂

THIS ONE is a KILLER :

A very confident James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, then casually looks at his watch for a moment.

The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties ..."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!"

Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast ..."