Social: Do you expect me to talk?

What I always wondered... and don't take this as an insult, it's just something I wanna know.
Do you know "French Toilets"?

No

Hello darlings 😊

good to see you, tuts

*curtsies* how are we feeling today? flirt

I could show you how I feel in the bedroom naughty

does it involve friskiness? droolio

amongst other things 😉

I'm so there, and there better be champagne eyes

how can you go without? 😕

You sure do know how to seduce a girl yerss darling ninja2

Ah, the art of the chase is equaly as important, if not more, than the finish 😉 care for some strawberries?

I'm assuming there's whipped cream too? 😉

assuming??? you think I am some sort of uncultured beast that I offer strawberries without whipped cream? I'm hurt 🙁

Well there's also chocolate and honey as a topping hmm

Anyways, how bout you seduce me some other time 😉
Must run, kisses darling kisses

ah, but you will be surprised as to how many people don't like chocolate and strawberries 🙁

any time of course 😉

We must have like 15 boxes of Champagne here. I really wonder what I could do with all that...

Decisions, decisions 😖hifty:

You must be right, I'll drink them all tomorrow. After all, one can never be sure he/she'll be there the following day. But that makes more than 90 bottles....winewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewinewine

you wouldn't be French if you couldn't drink them all 😉