Social: Do you expect me to talk?

I'm off for a little while and people are talking about me ... I can't blaim you, I'm an interesting topic.
I can talk about myself for hours.

About The Lost Works of Shakespeare, I haven't seen it. The only movie related to him I saw was Shakespeare in Love
and I have read his works when I was 12; sheer horror, didn't enjoy them one bit

It happens all the time to me disgust
Threads are even made!

I enjoy shakespeare 😮

I went to see a Midsummer Night's Dream whilst in Oxford and loved every minute of it from start to finish droolio

I'm going to Shakespeare in the park in August, it's awesome.

Mine was in a park, too 😱 Coincidence, or divine intervention....

It's destiny *dramatic pose*

Yeah, like the stars WANT us to get jiggy 😊😛

slow night I see

Yeah, Irene's gone out somewhere or something like that... just us boys now 😊

and you don't know to where? you're losing your touch ol'chap ❌

she's either at a pub, a bar, or out stripping... one of the 3 😄

considering you're still here, it aint option 3...

what's the difference between a bar and a pub? one is more irish or something?

A pub has a landlord, a bar has a barman ✅

just as long as they sell drinks, all is well and wet 😊

bars serve more "fruity" drinks - exotic ones and all that jizz

proper pubs server proper pints, and often some cooked food 😄

I could go for some food...

whatcha say you buy me a drink ✅

Oh yers, you know I really shouldn't flirt

that's why I'm asking 😖hifty:

Ooooooh, naughty naughty Maybe I'll buy you 2 😉

are you trying to get me drunk? 😱