Penguin® ~{wrapper} jokes~

Burly you rule! keep the jokes coming!

😱 Q. What did Pooh say to his agent?

Spoiler:
A. Show me the honey.

OMG!! When i was in high school we used to seet arround in the Art rooms when we didnt have classes and buy bunch of these and amuse ourselvs!! 😂

Originally posted by burlyman
😱 Penguin® wrappers, for the best joke this side of Texas!

Because I'm so committed to you guys, I ate a whole packet of Penguin® Snack Bars®, and they were lush 🙂

So share you Penguin® jokes! 😉

Why don't polar bears eat penguins?

They can't get the wrappers off....

😱 Q. What cheese is made backwards?

Spoiler:
A. Edam.

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are these supposed to be funny 🙂

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😱 Q. Who is the boss of the hankies?

Spoiler:
A. The Hankie chief.

Q. Wat happened to the frog that broke down?

Spoiler:
A. He was toad away.

Q. What did the policeman say to his stomach?

Spoiler:
A. You're under a vest.

Q. How do you take away varnish?

Spoiler:
A. Take away the 'r'.

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😱 Q. Why did the lobster blush?

Spoiler:
A. Because the sea weed.

Q. How do you make a tissue dance?

Spoiler:
A. Put a litle boogey in it.

Q. Why do sea gulls fly over the sea?

Spoiler:
A. If they flew over bays they'd be bagels.

Q. Why couldn't the bike stand up?

Spoiler:
A. Because it was two tyred.

hehe bafd jokes rule
heres a tip:
Make your penguin last longer by posting it to yourself... at the wrong address

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