Originally posted by Lan©eWindu
YOU SUCK! Spaceballs rules.The combination to my suitcase is....1,2,3,4,5
😆 ...thats the stupid combination i ever heard! thats somehtin and idoit would have on his luggage.........whats the combintation?...1,2,3,4,5....thats amazin i have the same combination on my luggage
Dark Helmet: What's the matter with this thing? What's with all that churning and bubbling? You call that a Radar Screen?
[Sandurz points to the sign on the machine]
Colonel Sandurz: No sir, we call it Mr. Coffee. Care for some?
Dark Helmet: I always have coffee when I watch radar, you know that!
Colonel Sandurz: Of course I do, sir.
Dark Helmet: Everybody knows that!
All the henchmen in the room: Of course we do, sir!
Dark Helmet: Now that I have my coffee I'm ready to watch radar. Where is it?
Colonel Sandurz: Right here, sir.
[Sandurz points to the sign on the radar screen that says Mr. Radar]
DARK HELMET: Careful, you idiot. I said across her nose, not up it!
GUNNER: Sorry, sir. (he is cross-eyed) Doing my best.
DARK HELMET: Who made that man a gunner?
MAJOR: I did, sir. He's my cousin. (he is cross-eyed, too)
DARK HELMET: Who is he?
COL SANDURZ: He's an Ass.hole, sir.
DARK HELMET: I know that. What's his name?
COL SANDURZ: That is his name, sir. Ass.hole, Major Ass.hole.
DARK HELMET: And his cousin?
COL SANDURZ: He's an Ass.hole, too, sir. Gunner's-mate, 1st Class, Philip Ass.hole.
DARK HELMET: How many Ass.holes we got on this ship, anyhow?
(All stand up) :Yo!
DARK HELMET: I knew it. I'm surrounded by Ass.holes. Keep firing, Ass.holes!.
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