Michael Jackson Jokes
These are always classic. Thank God for Jacko and his wacky antics! Here are the only two I know. If you have any more, post them.
This man was very proud of his new car. It had all the latest features. His radio was even voice controlled. So he drove home as fast as he could to show his wife all the cool little features.
"Watch this hunny! You say, 'rock!'" The radio immediately switched to rock music.
"Blues!" The radio started playing blues music. As all this is happening, the man, in a fit of excitement, failed to notice a group of children crossing the road. The man turned just in time and slammed on his brakes.
"Fu**ing kids!" The radio immediately started playing Michael Jackson.
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Why does Michael Jackson love 28 year olds?
Spoiler:
Because there are 20 of them.
Spoiler:
the only problem with the second one is that it is better told then written. It should say "Why does Michael Jackson love 20 8 year olds. But, you understand why it is that way! Thanks for understanding!