FellBeasts!

Started by sauron4 pages

SHHHHHH!

hehe people nothing to see here LOOK AN ELF!! *everyone looks*

*runs*

look, Sauron just told me to kill a hobbit who always swayed when big black guys came so when I saw him at the side of the road looking drugged i presumed it was him!!

We'll hav 2 send a condolances card 2 the family ๐Ÿ™

see this writh has his priorities right ๐Ÿ™‚

yeh, well when i stole Minas Ithil and i saw elendil all sad loking, i thought, awwwww, im gonan change my ways! so i let all these orcs live in my house! and the other ringwraiths were cols so i let them in too! same with the Fellbeasts, and horses!!!

yes and while you were being kind hearyed my eye was falling 50000 feet onto some sharp rocks

I wouldve helped you but tah darn eowyn took my invitation for her to die in the wrong way so she stabbed me in the head with her blade, you know how it is, liek that tiem u tried to shake Isildurs hand, he cuts you finger off! Charmin'!

Originally posted by sauron
yes and while you were being kind hearyed my eye was falling 50000 feet onto some sharp rocks

AW! OUCH!!!

yeah he falls over and looks sad so i say 'sorry mate' and go to pick him up and he lashes out......

and the time i tried to stroke huan when i was talking to luthein, he attacked me!

ouch indeed it would bloody hurt ๐Ÿ™‚

peopel these days, just cos u live in The Land Of Shadow INSTANTLY think you're mean and your going to crush them, *tut* *tut*

P.S My Doctor could get that eye seen 2, although I think he was killed by those nasy catapults at pellenor ๐Ÿ™

how inappropriate damn catapults

i know.....you put an ad in the gondorian gazzette for lonely maia, they reply hoping your someone called 'mithrandir' so you say no im sauron from mordor...never here from them again....i swear this mithrandir will be death of me

well actually, you knwo that guy, whats his name, Tall guy, long beard, Saruman, thats it! well it seems that he lost to this Mithrandir in a "hooky card game" so he wants him dead (darn rite 2!!) so me and him made this conspiracy thing to kill him, we were hoping you wouldn't find out but we didnt want anything happening to our big eye nwo woudl we!

no ๐Ÿ˜› fly to isengard and see whats up (and that folks is how the nazgul came to isengard)

lol. *runs to start up felbeast* Darn thing start. (3 days later) Saruman, the jig is up, Sauron knows.

So anway i told him. but thrs these big tree thinsg walking bout chuking roks at em, most unkind

big tree things....hmm thats odd....

very odd.....well maybe it wqs just the rohirrim dressed as trees, we all know how the people in M:E like to dress weird, elrond in his tiara lol

yes, i mean at least i wear balck to go with my county!

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i think ornge is coming into fashion

*raises eyebrow* Orange?

yeah well it was black,,,because i wore black armour and shadowy things,,,,but now im big orange eye...so...you know oranage