MechaMonkey
Monkey + Robot = Hero
"I'm coming!" Gonzo shouts as he limps over to him. He pulls a bandage from the satchel of scavenged medical equipment from the life pod and unrolls it. "Lay down, compadre. My papi was a Corps doctor back in New Miami, so I know a little bit about this kind of thing.
"We're going to need to pull out the shrapnel or it'll get infected. No whiskey, but we have this." Gonzo picks up a discarded shell casing from the ground. "Ever hear of biting the bullet?" he says, grinning. "Sirus, you just became my nurse. Pour some water over the wound and push your hand down just above it... Good. Keep that there."
Gonzo pours some more water over the wound to clear the blood away.
"Bite down hard, amigo. This is gonna hurt like a b*tch." Gonzo slowly digs his finger down into the wound until he finds the small piece of metal, about the size of an old Earth quarter. He can see the intense pain he's causing Kelly. With a precise yank, the shrapnel comes free. "Oh, look at that. It's not that bad. Nothing major was hit, or you'd be bleeding even more. Here, keep it as a souvenier." He carefully places it in the palm of Kelly's hand.
"Keep that pressure up, Sirus. You're gonna be fine, pal." Gonzo cleans away what blood is left and wraps the bandage tightly around the wound. "Well it looks like I won't be the only one limping anymore. I can't sew it up or anything, but it should clot soon as long as you don't make too many strenuous movements." Gonzo pats him on the shoulder, gives him some of the scant painkillers left, and heads off to the lieutenants.
"We need to get a blanket on him. There's a good chance he'll go into shock from the pain. If that happens, we might need that warthog to drag him in. Plus any weaponry on the thing might come in handy. I can't do anything else for him. We could really use a medico."