We gather here today to mourn the passing and celebrate the life of a great Gold Fish. Kermit the Gold Fish was a hero for all fish kind. The world is a better and a fairer place for his life. Kermit, although I only knew of His existence a few hours before His passing, will be sadly missed. He was a care free Gold Fish, always ready with an open ear and a friendly smile. Kermit we raise our glasses to you now, we thank you for your time here and wish you well on your journey.
*raised glass* To Kermit!
Lets get pished.