Ashlee Simpson

Started by snoopy437 pages

OK here's where I spoil the love for Ashlee. Ashlee is a product of a record company. All this is forced on her by her father. Her father is a creepy guy. He's into his daughter's career just a tad too much. Actually I think he's into his daughter's a little too much peroid. Ashlee has NO talent. No charisma. NO personality. She's a spoiled little ***** being forced on people. I really wish people would wake up and stop paying attention to people like her. She has NOTHING to offer and should NOT even be considered a celebrity, let alone a ''pop star.'' She doesn't deserve it.

shes hot ✅

How you consider women and girls like Jessica and Ashlee Simpson hot when there's women like Angelina Jolie in the world, I'll never know.

-AC

cuz ashlee is 19, n angelina is a lot older...n in the real world, i got much more of a chance w/a girl close to my age than about more than twice it...

The other night I was having a few cocktails with Satan himself. Boy, put a couple of Gin and Tonics in that guy and he NEVER shuts up! Anyways, while I was there in Hell, who should call but Ashlee Simpson herself. Our Dark Lord merely rolled his eyes as Ashlee rambled on and giggled. He told me that she's getting to be a bigger pain in the ass than Kathie Lee Gifford ever was! Then John F. Kennedy, Richard Nixon, Mr. Rodgers, Marlon Brando and Liberace came into the room. 💃

Are you on crack?

wow snoopy, that musta been one great nite

"cuz ashlee is 19, n angelina is a lot older...n in the real world, i got much more of a chance w/a girl close to my age than about more than twice it..."

I never said who you have more of a chance with. I said why you think these women are hot is strange. Coz they're not.

-AC

Re: Re: Ashlee Simpson: Great Singer

Originally posted by Darth Revan
okay... I watched an episode of her show on MTV, and I couldn't help noticing one thing: she can't sing a goddamn note in tune. On the single, she sounds great, but when they show her actually RECORDING a song, she screws up at least every two lines.

Also, if you've ever listened to real punk like the Sex Pistols or the Ramones... Well, nevermind that, I don't care whether you've heard real punk or not, Ashlee is a pop artist. If you could call her an artist at all.

Well look how good the songs do come out in the end

First of all... I don't like her music at all. Second, the thread is titled "Ashlee Simpson: Great Singer", which certainly implies that LeatherLep thinks Ashlee Simpson is a talented musician. If he/she just likes her music but doesn't necessarily think she can sing, the thread should be titled "Ashlee Simpson's Producer: Worker of Miracles" or something of that nature.

It doesn't matter how they come out when you use studio engineering solely to make it look like you're talented.

If she can't sing she shouldn't be putting our records end of story.

Her producer isn't working miracles coz today you can do anything with a computer. I could come out with an awesome voice if I used a computer program like half of these people.

-AC

Well she rights her own stuff

I personally don't like ashlee simpson, for some reason she's just annoying ya know? Shes a spoiled brat in my opinion, if you watch her show you will see what im talkin about. She can't sing....hell I can sing better then her, give me a couple beers and we are set!! lol anyways back to my point. Also she can't call herself punk...no she can't if you've ever listened to punk you were listening to the Ramones or something of that nature. Thats punk not ashlee simpson, even avril lavigne isn't considered punk shes pop rock.

So to all u ashlee fans, sorry to rain on ur parade!!!! and umm yeah thats about it...

Im use to it lol

It's just a very sad statement that an empty headed, spoled brat like her gets to simply stroll into a studio and be MADE, PRODUCED, DONE OVER to become a Pop Star. It's an empty gesture to say she's more ''edgy'' than her dumb``` sister.. Real musicians and REAL talent can't get the time of day and she gets the world thrown at her feet for zero effort.

ashlee is way hotter than the tomb raider chick. she is is all up on the incest

Angelina Jolie is waaaaay better looking than Ashlee Simpson... Christ, I know straight girls that think Angelina is hot.

i never sed angelina wasnt...she is...but i think ashless simpson is hot too...not knock out gorgeous like angelina jolie...but like, more girl-next-door hot...

ok in my opinion, as a straight girl, ashlee....shes cute ya know in a girly sort of way. Plus, i cant say shes ugly because i'd be lying. But Angelina is more sexy and seducive...ya know? I like Angelina better, hands down!!!