funny....

Hello people me again...... i was looking at a topic in the movie discussion about favorite jokes in movies then i was thinking it would be rather funny if we could write down or favortie jokes in general...SO this is the place to do write them.......so feel free to write them down.... (i don't mind if there rude or not but its wat other people think. 😄

Your mom is like a tv, even a two year old can turn her on!

Yeah, r-e-a-l nice! 😕

I didn't mean it towards ladygrim

No, I know!

Oh... 😮

Don't worry! 🙂 I just mean't the 2 year old thing......where is it from?

I can't remember where I heard it from.

lol..i just heard one..'your moms so big that shes from both sides of the family...'

Your mom is so fat, people jog around her to get exercise. 😆

your mom is so hairy they filmed'gorilla's in the mist when she took a shower'

What occurs once every minute, twice every moment, but never in a thousand years?

The letter M

Your mom is so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store, and starved to death.

lol.... your moms glasses are so thick she can see the future .... your so bald i can see wat ur thinking

Nice ones guys......but isn't this discrimination against mothers!!! 😕 😆

To say "Your MOM!" is old and unoriginal.

Thats why on Mother's Day we started (and still use) "YOUR MOM!... ON MOTHER'S DAY! OH!" Its like a double whammy.

wtf?😐

How is math like sex?

First, you add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
add 1 and 0 together,
and hope you don't multiply...

hahahahahahahahaahahaha.. that's horrible.. but funny😂😆laugh:

ummmmmmmm........I got 1! What did the astraunat say when he found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it. get it? Hey diddle diddle.................................. And the cow jumped over moon!