The SuperShadow giggletime happy thread!!!

oh this is funny, I was reading what has been going on after the last time I have been to this threat ( I just forgotten I was a member here 🙂 ), so what was or is up with the people that are coming back to the threat to tell us that we cannot laugh ( and what they are calling hate) to the things SS is saying... it is just a ****ing forum. it is not that we are saying that we must kill him for saying things about a fictional world that isn't true.

so just post something funny next time I want to go to this threat...

Originally posted by darth rediculus
Hey SShadow! How's life? (SuperShadow: Perfect. SS dominates all life.) I saw an earlier question regarding the way Vader destroyed Sidious. It said that he (Palpatine) was weak because the kyber crystal lost its power. (SuperShadow: A possible scenario.)

I've seen the extra's on the 4-5-6 DVD box, and george said that the kyber crystal was originaly the strengt of the jedi's and the sith, later he desided that it would be an allrounding force that jedi's and sith will use...

if SS was the greatest fan, he would have seen that 😄

Dude, he doesn't even acknowledge the deleted scenes;(SuperShadow: False rumor. Lucas never filmed a scene for Revenge of the Sith that shows General Grievous killing Shaak Ti.) Although everybody has seen the pictures, he is crazy! He is in his won SW world.

Wow!
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(SuperShadow: SS has the limitless genius of Stephen Hawkins. SS has the wonderful looks of the devil. Remember that the devil was the most beautiful of God’s angels before the devil’s fall from grace. SS has all the charisma of Jim Jones and SS has the martial arts prowess of a thousand Jackie Chans. In other words, SS is a genius at all things.)
Why does he tell us that nonsense???

SuperShadow, if the dark side is destroyed in Episode 9, then who will be the villains of Episodes 10 - 12? (SuperShadow: Lucas has given me the amazing plot summaries for Episode 10 - 12, but I can‘t reveal anything about them at this time. You will be blown away.) Perhaps society could be the villain. (SuperShadow: Hmmm.)

Wowzers, mega superduper intelligent genius on your part, I love your idea!!! That is what he always says to everything.

SuperShadow, if the dark side is destroyed in Episode 9, then who will be the villains of Episodes 10 - 12? (SuperShadow: Lucas has given me the amazing plot summaries for Episode 10 - 12, but I can‘t reveal anything about them at this time. You will be blown away.) Perhaps society could be the villain. (SuperShadow: Hmmm.)

oh really? hehehehe.... 😂 🤣 💃 🐰

How very idioticiwaw!

yessss!!!!

the one and only george lucas has spoken on SS. 😄

GL: So it is true that I can see the Star Wars films in me head before I ever put them on film.

oh dear he's gone all English

SuperShadow Update: SS.com is proud to announce that SuperShadow has been hired by George Lucas to act as a consultant on future Star Wars and Indiana Jones endeavors.

I thought he was going to make them? or he is both? wait maybe he is director, story writer, consultant, actor, producer, adviser etc...

why does lucas not change "lucasfilms.ltd" not in "supershadowfilms.ltd"or "supershadowandlucasfilm.ltd".

this guy is in serious pain I think.

Perks and Benefits associated with SuperShadow's Employment with Lucasfilm

George Lucas has hired SuperShadow as a high-paid consultant regarding future projects of Star Wars and Indiana Jones. SS will be involved in writing the scripts and help creating the films all the way through the film making process. The employment contract is ten years in duration with an option by Lucasfilm to extend the employment contract another ten years if so needed.

Monthly Salary: $ 43,577 per month; Annual Total: $ 522,924

Automobile Provided by Lucasfilm: 2006 Lincoln Navigator (Valued at $ 54,380)

Vacation Time: 8 weeks paid vacation

Housing Arrangement: Lucasfilm rents a home for SuperShadow at $ 1,200 per month. All utilities, power and water bills to be paid by Lucasfilm.

Health Insurance: Full Coverage With All Expenses Paid By Lucasfilm

Food Vouchers: Unlimited access to all Lucasfilm restaurants at no charge. All meals are paid for by Lucasfilm.

Secretarial Support: Lucasfilm is to provide one secretary and one personal assistant for SuperShadow.

Yacht and Corporate Jet Access: Free use of the Yacht and Jet owned by Lucasfilm when the Yacht and Jet are not being used for official business.

Gym Privileges: Lucasfilm will pay all gym dues for the workout facility of SuperShadow's choosing.

oh my gosh this is hilarious! how friggin stupid are his readers, if they believe this... 😂

OOOHHHH YEEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

One I hope I will live in my own little killer cool world too just like my hero SuperDuper.

But if this information is true, we will get cool SW info from SS' secretary and personal assistent, maybe they will get their own photomodel pictures too on his site!
And if Lucas will pay for Shadows gym costs, maybe Mickey will finally lose weight! Then he will really score with hot gorilla chicks!

Originally posted by ClonedEmperor
Perks and Benefits associated with SuperShadow's Employment with Lucasfilm

George Lucas has hired SuperShadow as a high-paid consultant regarding future projects of Star Wars and Indiana Jones. SS will be involved in writing the scripts and help creating the films all the way through the film making process. The employment contract is ten years in duration with an option by Lucasfilm to extend the employment contract another ten years if so needed.

Monthly Salary: $ 43,577 per month; Annual Total: $ 522,924

Automobile Provided by Lucasfilm: 2006 Lincoln Navigator (Valued at $ 54,380)

Vacation Time: 8 weeks paid vacation

Housing Arrangement: Lucasfilm rents a home for SuperShadow at $ 1,200 per month. All utilities, power and water bills to be paid by Lucasfilm.

Health Insurance: Full Coverage With All Expenses Paid By Lucasfilm

Food Vouchers: Unlimited access to all Lucasfilm restaurants at no charge. All meals are paid for by Lucasfilm.

Secretarial Support: Lucasfilm is to provide one secretary and one personal assistant for SuperShadow.

Yacht and Corporate Jet Access: Free use of the Yacht and Jet owned by Lucasfilm when the Yacht and Jet are not being used for official business.

Gym Privileges: Lucasfilm will pay all gym dues for the workout facility of SuperShadow's choosing.

oh my gosh this is hilarious! how friggin stupid are his readers, if they believe this... 😂

Ok now it is time for Lucases Lawyers to get a hold of him. He is claiming to be employed there. By the way SS if you read this. Noone will believe you unless your name or site is mentioned in a good way in the commentaries in The Episode 3 DVD

wahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

did SS really post that on his site????? Enough is Enough with this guy, Lucas needs to bring him down

Originally posted by Canadadude
did SS really post that on his site????? Enough is Enough with this guy, Lucas needs to bring him down

Yes it is there, and yes he needs to be sued. Lucas would never hire this fraud, Heck SS stated that Lucas did not contribute any but a little bit to the Trilogy. SS did the main part. Strange how he was never mentioned in the interviews or commentary.

Cool! 👆

Plus you need to also add into the Jedi/Sith history the events of: the Glove of Darth Vader, the lost city of the Jedi, Zorba the Hutts revenge, mission from Mount Yoda, Queen of the Empire, prophets of the dark side. (SuperShadow: Lucas is laughing at ya. He says none of those events ever really took place. Man, you're insane. Hahaha.)
Actually Star Wars isn't real..

(SuperShadow: Afraid not. My secretary and personal assistant will all be former female fashion models. I have too much respect for them to flaunt their pictures on the Net. You'll have to pay.)
Sure I'm going to pay to see some dumb ass pictures of random women.

(SuperShadow: How can you respect people with absolutely no money or success at life? Pity them always for they are nothing.)

(SuperShadow: Lucas says it would cost him too much money to produce Revenge of the Sith DVD's with Spanish subtitles. Remember that Lucas is the cheapest man on the planet and he honestly doesn't care.)

(SuperShadow: No way. No single woman is worthy of SS.)

(SuperShadow: Yeah, I'm going to stop scoring so I can update some stupid map. Get real.)
The map you stole? So your scoring is your excuse not to update? Whahaha!!

The Phantom Menace is a great, great, great movie. When I watch it more, I realize how good it is. (SuperShadow: It’s no accident that The Phantom Menace is the highest grossing Star Wars film at the box office.) I really enjoy it. I respect the anti-Phantom Menace people, (SuperShadow: How can you respect people with absolutely no money or success at life? Pity them always for they are nothing.) but it’s a great movie. I know more people will appreciate The Phantom Menace when years advance.

I find this a little sedistic...

what about the poor children in Afrika and Asia...are they nothing too? they are making your shoes you know...

Thanks for all and please post this. And tell the truth SS. Why does Qui-Gon Jinn kneel down during the duel with Darth Maul? Qui-Gon reflects as Obi-Wan did in Episode IV before he is killed by Vader. (SuperShadow: Lucas says that Qui-Gon was tired and needed a moment to regain his composure by making a clear connection to the Force.)

in the time of battle??? so why didn't qui gon just light up a sigaret wile he was fighting maul...
qui gon died because he was to weak to handle maul...

compare these two

What's up, SS? (SuperShadow: I have the resources of an entire Galactic Empire at my disposal. What will the extraterrestrials do next?) I heard that there is a deleted scene where Shaak Ti's death is shown. Is this real and if so can you place it on the Revenge of the Sith DVD? (SuperShadow: False rumor. Lucas never filmed a scene for Revenge of the Sith that shows General Grievous killing Shaak Ti.)

Shadow, Lucas said that General Grievous killing Shaak Ti will be in the Episode 3 deleted scenes. How will Shaak Ti die? (SuperShadow: I probably shouldn’t spoil the surprise, but since I know all I will reveal that General Grievous kills Shaak Ti by stabbing her in the back with a light saber. Pretty sweet.)

please tell what is wrong with him?

Hmmm.. nice job he's got there.

George Lucas: I guess I‘m not liberal or conservative. I lean both ways. As a conservative, I want low taxes because I don‘t think my wealth should be redistributed to poor people who aren‘t smart enough to find ways to get rich. Only lazy people are poor so I have no pity for them.

ooooooooohhhhhhh! another Classic from "Lucas"

Funny thing is I just checked the latest news on the Lucasfilm website. Funny I don't see Mickey on the list of Leaders or any announcement on his hiring on the website. Clearly someone with his title and job perks would get some big announcement on the site.
Perhaps a letter to Lucasfilm is in order