Erm.. What the hell?
Hey, SuperShadows, have you already checked out SS' new mega hottie? He dumped the last one yesterday apperantly. Man, he is such a scoring pro.. I wish I could be like him..
Anyway, here are some immensely cool new SS quotes:
(SuperShadow: Sweet. Rock the bone.)
(SuperShadow: Kickin’ back to the max, man.)
(SuperShadow: SS is the greatest genius of all time with a godlike I.Q.)
(SuperShadow: We always seem to please. If you know what I really mean.)
(SuperShadow: The new mega hottie is brand new. Check her out. She rocks in so many ways.)
(SuperShadow: Shame on you. Thousands are addicted to multiple viewings of SS.com daily.)
(SuperShadow: Wrapping myself around a major hot one as I speak. Heaven on Earth. Thank you, Jesus.)
(SuperShadow: Yeah, both Rick McCallum (the disgusting fatty) and Burt can both be seen at the end of that scene.)
(SuperShadow: Lucas says he will allow me to release the Episode 10 to 12 plot summaries on SS.com by 2015. The wait is almost over.)
(SuperShadow: I am the world’s foremost genius at all things. The sequel trilogy is going to blow you all away. My genius is infinite.)
(SuperShadow: The Star Wars galaxy represents a civilization that existed many thousands of years prior to our present day.
These ancient extraterrestrials were able to invent all kinds of great technology like hyperspace, laser weapons and the like. Hence, if the Star Wars people were to visit us they would be just like the advanced alien Grays that currently visit our planet. The Star Wars galaxy seen in the Star Wars movies represents what they were like many years ago. The Star Wars galaxy is currently much more advanced than depicted during the Star Wars saga. I hope this clears things up for you.)
What a bunch of retarded bullshit..
Oh, by the way, please forgive me my spelling. I'm only human. Humans do mistakes. You don't. I have an another question: will Plo Koon appear in minor role in Episode 7 - 9, like Mace Windu does? (SuperShadow: Nyet. Probably not.) Plo Koon is then old, but how long the Kel Dor live? (SuperShadow: Kel Dor‘s live for about 180 years on average.)
WoWzERz!!! 2050?! how duz SS no thes thingz?! hes mondo-kool! plus, 2 top it off, he used 2 b a suksesfull male uber model!!!! he rockz! hes even da smartest guy around!!! i cant w8 2 meet him! he says that hell ship me a brand new lite-sabr!!! i cant w8 til i slash my naber in half!
MAY SS LIV 4EVER!!!!
Hey, have you guys seen his hot new girlfriend? Wonder what happened with the other one (lawsuit)
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Hey SS, you and Lucas are awesome! I think I figured something out after what you said this week! "Chewbacca never dies in Lucas‘ true vision of Star Wars." It was the wording that got to me! "NEVER dies." What if Chewbacca really never dies? (SuperShadow: Sweet.) You are well known for teasing the fans with knowledge, is this a tease? (SuperShadow: This is the real deal. Chewie is immortal like the Highlander.)
Did I miss something... SS is well known for teasing us with knowledge... more like bullcrap. 💃
Will we see Luke Skywalker do some of the most amazing Force moves ever in the next trilogy? (SuperShadow: Yes, some new ones like Force avalanche.) Such as hover, (SuperShadow: No.) turn invisible (SuperShadow: Nyet.) or lift many buildings at the same time with the Force? (SuperShadow: How silly. I think not.)
OOH! We get to see Force Avalanche! I just about wet myself!
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Holy god! Two Lucas updates immediately following each other!
George Lucas: Wow. You have some interesting questions today. To begin, Boss Nass remains the leader of the Gungans after Revenge of the Sith. Sidious holds the Gungans in the highest regard since Jar Jar Binks helped Sidious get emergency powers. Sidious lavishes many gifts on the Gungans.
Yoda learned a technique called Hochaz Pritin that allows a Jedi to block Force lightning, hold it and then send it back at the Sith. This is very hard to learn and very few Jedi can do what Yoda did with this technique.
Wow, he makes up answers while reading the questions.. I wonder if the real Lucas does that as well!
George Lucas: Thanks for lavishing me with great praise. I really do appreciate it. I‘m glad you feel so highly about Star Wars.
Again the word lavish.. I guess Mickey Suttle learned a new word at school! 😆
George Lucas: I appreciate the warm words. I‘m glad Star Wars has been such a positive aspect of your life. The clone Vader seen in the sequel trilogy will not be wearing the classic Vader mask and armor. He will be the equivalent of 30 years old and the perfect replica of what Hayden Christensen looks like. We will not use Hayden for Episode 9.
Instead, I expect computer animation to be so photo realistic that we will be able to construct a digital replica of Hayden. I will still pay Hayden an actor‘s salary even though he will not be seen in the sequel films. Luke will use both a green and blue-bladed light saber during Episode 7 to 9.
Yay.. digital Hayden replica's, can't wait..