The SuperShadow giggletime happy thread!!!

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Our good works will not get us into heaven, it’s our decision to accept Jesus as Lord and Savior. The books of John and Romans in the Bible have helped me to understand this. Read them when you have a chance. The beauty of free will and living in the U.S. is that we can choose to believe what we want to as right or as wrong as those believes may be.

I understand that you can believe what you want and live the way you want regardless of what people think about it, so please do not take this as a dig. I am just a fan concerned about your eternal destiny. Thanks for listening to my rant.

George Lucas: Your understanding of Christianity is pretty weak. The Holy Bible clearly states that we will be rewarded in Heaven for our good deeds done here on Earth. If you help the needy and poor, God will give you a bonus in the next life. I think you need to read the Bible more carefully before spilling off mindless platitudes.

Now for your questions. I believe mechanical Vader could defeat Grievous. Vader can fire Force lightning, but he chooses not to use this particular Force power.

Mr. Lucas. Do you believe in GOD or Jesus even? I ask because when I watch Episodes 1 - 6 I see so much relation to GOD that I began to wonder no one but a GOD-fearing man could write such a story, just like the Matrix 1 movie. As a Christian, I believe no one can think of a thought that GOD hasn’t seen. I’m not condemning you or anything I like your movies. I just wanted to know your religious background.

George Lucas: Yes, I believe in God. I follow the teachings of Jesus very stringently. My denomination is Methodist. The Star Wars films have been hugely influenced by religion especially Christianity.

Seriously... if God hasnt wanted to strike him with lightning yet, this should be the last straw. And since when has Lucas been a Methodist?

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Originally posted by ClonedEmperor
Our good works will not get us into heaven, it’s our decision to accept Jesus as Lord and Savior. The books of John and Romans in the Bible have helped me to understand this. Read them when you have a chance. The beauty of free will and living in the U.S. is that we can choose to believe what we want to as right or as wrong as those believes may be.

I understand that you can believe what you want and live the way you want regardless of what people think about it, so please do not take this as a dig. I am just a fan concerned about your eternal destiny. Thanks for listening to my rant.

George Lucas: Your understanding of Christianity is pretty weak. The Holy Bible clearly states that we will be rewarded in Heaven for our good deeds done here on Earth. If you help the needy and poor, God will give you a bonus in the next life. I think you need to read the Bible more carefully before spilling off mindless platitudes.

Now for your questions. I believe mechanical Vader could defeat Grievous. Vader can fire Force lightning, but he chooses not to use this particular Force power.

Mr. Lucas. Do you believe in GOD or Jesus even? I ask because when I watch Episodes 1 - 6 I see so much relation to GOD that I began to wonder no one but a GOD-fearing man could write such a story, just like the Matrix 1 movie. As a Christian, I believe no one can think of a thought that GOD hasn’t seen. I’m not condemning you or anything I like your movies. I just wanted to know your religious background.

George Lucas: Yes, I believe in God. I follow the teachings of Jesus very stringently. My denomination is Methodist. The Star Wars films have been hugely influenced by religion especially Christianity.

Seriously... if God hasnt wanted to strike him with lightning yet, this should be the last straw. And since when has Lucas been a Methodist?

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It is so sad SS's lack of Biblical Knowledge. I have been in the faith for almost 4 years nowe, was once a Methodist (they do not teach what SS ooops I mean lucas states. I am getting ready to take classes on becoming a minister for my Denomination I belong to now (Church of the Brethren) And It is SS's Blasphomy that anger's me more than his stupidity on the subject of Star Wars. And S.S. If you are reading this in the book of James it tells us that Faith without work's is useless, It is the same the other way around. Good work's will not get you into Heaven alone. You must accept CHRIST. The Bible is clear there. (sorry had to rant about those reply's) and Cloned I do agree with you. Now would be a great time for SS to get a Biblical lesson from GOD in the form of Lightning...lol

Amen brother. I agree: It takes faith in Christ, and growing in Him and our works show us that we are truly his.

The worst part is that he pretends to be Lucas. You want to give a stupid view as Supershadow, feel free... you do it all the time. But dont make it sound like Lucas is a "stupid" Methodist.

Nothing to great from Shadow today... A new post though

SuperShadow, greetings from Ireland. (SuperShadow: Irish women are hot.) I have a question regarding the Obi Wan vs. Anakin fight on Mustafar. When Obi-Wan chops off Anakin’s legs and his arm, where do they go? (SuperShadow: Lucas says that Anakin‘s appendages are consumed by the molten lava.) His light sabre remains so they can’t have been melted, did they roll into the lava river? (SuperShadow: Yes.)

If so, why didn’t Anakin himself roll into the river and be consumed? (SuperShadow: It was the will of the Force for Anakin to survive.) Also if the arms and legs did survive, why didn’t the Emperor reattach them? (SuperShadow: Hahaha. Why didn‘t Anakin retrieve his arm that he lost in the duel with Dooku in Attack of the Clones? You need to remember that Star Wars is science fiction that makes little or no sense.)

I can just see Mickey asking Lucas "hey what happened to his arms and legs once they got cut off?" 😂

What do you think? (SuperShadow: Valid arguments. Impressive indeed. Once again Star Wars is hard to understand. Lucas makes so many errors.) And killer site. (SuperShadow: Bad to the bone.) (Last thing, promise) Do you know of a web site where I could get more of Palpatine's past information? (SuperShadow: SS.com is the ONLY source for official information about Palpatine.) From before Episode One through childhood? (When did Darth Plagueis choose him as an apprentice and why)? (SuperShadow: Check out the History of the Jedi and Sith section of SS.com.)

Supershadow is writing himself again! Sants watching you Mickey!
😖anta: 👇

What the fudge is up with all the religious crap?

Supershadow was being a complete moron about the Christian religion.

damn born agains have to spike every frikin conversation "in His name" 😖

Sorry man, just setting things straight. Nice pic of Bush by the way ❌

O...k.. then.

Originally posted by ClonedEmperor
Sorry man, just setting things straight. Nice pic of Bush by the way ❌

Same here, sorry if I ruined your mood

Mickey Suttle is the Christian terrorist. ✅

George Lucas: You don’t seem to understand what is going on. I fear you must be a special needs child. I hope they can create some medication to help you with your plight in life. Your daily life must be very difficult. I feel for you.

I never said that good works get you into Heaven. What I stated was that you are rewarded for good deeds in Heaven. Of course, you have to accept Jesus as your personal savior and ask forgiveness for all yours sins. We all know that. Somebody wrote in saying that good works are meaningless. I was just dipping in to my massive religious knowledge to explain Christianity to those who are not very bright.

I know you can’t help having a low I.Q. You aren’t much to look at and you’re dirt poor. Don’t let this get you down. There is still hope. You might be able to get government assistance so that you don’t have to live on the street. Merry Christmas. God loves us all no matter how horrible your life may be.

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more words to live by from"lucas":

George Lucas: Thanks for being such a dedicated fan. You need to spend as much time as possible thinking about Star Wars. It will make you a better person.

Genius is rarely understood in its own time, which means it may be a while before people recognize how great the Star Wars Holiday Special really is.

You need to spend as much time as possible thinking about SW? I thought he wanted to ask money for even thinking Star Wars!! 😠
How am I supposed to write the holy bible of Super when all his statements keep changing!! mad2

In The Empire Strikes Back, Han Solo gets the *&%# shocked out of him on Bespin by Vader's torture chair. Why is it that Chewbacca only has to put up with a "fire alarm" going off for a few minutes and Leia isn't seen getting tortured at all? Luke sees Han and Leia in his vision, but only Han is seen being hurt on screen. (SuperShadow: Vader had a particular hate for Han due to a run in Vader had with Han’s father. Vader ended up having to kill Han’s father. Vader remembered how much trouble Han’s father caused him and decided to torture Han as much as possible.)

That is so much bullshit that it ain't even funny.

Hey, Shadow, how did Han Solo respond when Leia told him that she was the daughter of Darth Vader? (SuperShadow: Han was floored. He couldn’t believe it. This completely devastated Han. Han went to Corellia for a few months to think things over. Han eventually returned to Leia and told Leia that he still loved her no matter what.)

he seems to be on a "make up stuff about Han Solo" trip today

SuperShadow, 2 questions. 1st, will there definitely be an Episode 7 - 9? (SuperShadow: Yes. Bank on it.) 2nd, who will direct the movies? (SuperShadow: James Cameron, Ridley Scott and Peter Jackson.) I know Lucas said he is done. Could it be Mark Hamill? (SuperShadow: Not as a director. Mark will play the role of Master Luke Skywalker.)

I need a question answered. I have a bet with a friend and we need your genius to solve it. (SuperShadow: SS’ godlike intelligence knows all.) During Darth Vader’s and Obi-Wan’ light-saber duel on A New Hope. I say Obi-Wan disappeared before Vader hit him (become one with the Force) and my friend said he was sliced and that made him disappear. Who is right? (SuperShadow: Obi-Wan completely vanished prior to Vader running his light-saber blade through the Jedi robe. This comes straight from Lucas.)

1.) This retard can't even keep up with his own lies. First he said that he will direct the movies now he is saying that James Cameron, Ridley Scott, and Peter Jackson will direct the movies and we all know how much free time Jackson has with the creating of Halo and of course the prequel to the LOTR the Hobbit.

2.) Godlike intelligence? Go to hell Mickey, you go to hell and you die

I hope he gets sued again. He's a virgin [puts hand over mouth] Hee hee hee hee hee hee!

'George Lucas': I don’t have Hayden’s personal contact information. I wouldn’t be able to give it to you anyway because it would be an invasion of privacy. You need to learn early in life that you will never get what you want. Expect nothing and you will never be upset with life. I love you all. As always, may the Force be with you.

the hell(sorry)! he once said he had the address(supershadow did) he's contradicting himself !duh! lol!

Our good works will not get us into heaven, it’s our decision to accept Jesus as Lord and Savior. The books of John and Romans in the Bible have helped me to understand this. Read them when you have a chance.

he is definitely, 100% right.....

'George Lucas': Your understanding of Christianity is pretty weak. The Holy Bible clearly states that we will be rewarded in Heaven for our good deeds done here on Earth. If you help the needy and poor, God will give you a bonus in the next life. I think you need to read the Bible more carefully before spilling off mindless platitudes.

He's wrong. i bet he doesn't even read the bible. i've read the part about accepting Jesus a thousand times and i did.

'George Lucas': Vader can fire Force lightning, but he chooses not to use this particular Force power.

and i don't think vader could. anyone agrees??

(SuperShadow: Sweet.)
(SuperShadow: Most grocious.)
(SuperShadow: Massively cool.)
(SuperShadow: Intriguing proposition.)
(SuperShadow: Lucas semi-sorta rocks.)
(SuperShadow: I am the scoring mega master of all time.)
(SuperShadow: Scoring at will is all I do. Thanks you, alien beings.)
(SuperShadow: No need for confusion. The comic books by Dark Horse are fake.)
(SuperShadow: Done that many, many times before. Merry Christmas from Scoreland.)
(SuperShadow: The evil featured in Episode 10 to 12 is based on dark matter and dark energy.)
(SuperShadow: I still score with her every so often and don’t want to share her with the masses.)
SuperShadow: There is no book that reveals the various fighting styles seen in the films. You’ll have to go by what you see in the films. Good luck.)
(SuperShadow: The evil seen in Episode 10 - 12 is something that has never existed prior to that time. It is the coolest evil entities of all time.)
(SuperShadow: Lucas wanted to make a Star Wars movie where the star was a kid named Anakin. Pure genius. One of the greatest ideas in the history of cinema.)
(SuperShadow: There is a secret link at SS.com whereby you can view very graphic and intense pics of my girlfriend. Your eyes will literally melt at the hotness.)

Disturbing yet very amusing..
Note the last comment: He means that he actually has porn pics of the girl he claims is his girlfriend.